Need Ideas for Door Sign

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Alright so someone is obviously getting mad at me because of my dorm room door sign, I've gone through like 6 different sayings and I think someone isn't liking them lol I'll go through the list

First one

Blake's Room

No Fat

Chicks

Then someone erased it (I suspect a fat girl)

So then it said;

Blake's Room

(Still, no fat

Chicks)

And someone erased that one too. Pissed me off

So then I wrote a long one

Blake's Room

NO FAT CHICKS

If you have to ask me

if you can come

into my room, then

you're probably fat,

therefore, you can not

come into my room.

If you're fat and you

come into my room,

Then I will kick your

HEFTY *** OUT

- Blake

And then someone erased that one, and I'm just guessing, but it was probably a fat chick

I want ideas from you what to have it say next

because some of you are funny as hell. I dont care if you stay with the fat chick theme or something else.

Ready, Go.

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[connersdad19 10+ year member]

**** ALL FAT *****ES

lmfao

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

get a non erasable door sign? lol

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Start putting up shit about ugly chicks too.

 

[05gliguy 10+ year member]

**** ALL FAT *****ES

lmfao

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

"Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry"

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

"Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry"

or maybe just cuz theyre fat and thats all guys want them to do?

 

[BassAce 10+ year member]

"Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry"

Disgusting.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Just replace 'fat' with any one or more of the following:

blimp

bubber

bulk

brawny

broad

bulging

burly

butterball

cellulite

cholesterol-filled

chunky

cushy

fat-like

flab

gargantuan

gross

heavy

husky

inflated

jelly-belly

lard

lardaceous

large

meaty

obese

oversize

paunchy

plump

plumpish

ponderous

porcine

portly

potbellied

pudgy

roly-poly

round

saturated

stout

stubby

surplus

swollen

tubby

weighty

whale

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I'm gonna laugh when some ginormous fatty writes "Blake is a fag" on it with permanent marker.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

big girls have a lot of room inside for spite

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

draw a picture of a fat chick with the circle with a slash in it

 

[slick rick 10+ year member]

NO Swamp Donkeys allowed...

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Hmmmm....

Fail:fyi:

 

[spoonraker 10+ year member]

Employees Only

(We don't hire fat chicks)