Need help from the guys, SOMEONE has figured this out...

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

excellent

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

people here are wicked shallow.

 

[blazeplacid 10+ year member]

if you dont like her cuz she gained some weight then break it off.

You will gain and lose some weight sometime in your life to.

My gf has gained 20 lbs then lost it and then gained it back then lost it agian.

yo yo diet like crazy.

Shes not big at all she just likes to eat.

Id rather have that then the girls who I used to take out and the order off the kids menu

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

Tell her to RIDE THE SNAKE!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4768920734320447883&q=ride+the+snake&total=359&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

what you do is get on the puter while she's in the other room, go to a **** site and find a girl that you think has a perfect body, start fappin and moaning loudly, she will hear you and walk in and say "WTF?" and you explain how the pron girl's perfect body turns you on.

She'll get the hint.....trust me

 

[theCybe 5,000+ posts]

Give her a hulahoop. Serious.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

for christmas get her:

1. a diet book

2. a treadmill

3. a bicycle

4. clothes that are too small for her

she will either get the hint and go on a diet, or get so depressed she wont feel like eating anymore. its a win-win.

 

[SQL4Life 10+ year member]

Tell her to RIDE THE SNAKE!http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4768920734320447883&q=ride+the+snake&total=359&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

something is definately missing in Jim Careys brain

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Ask her if she wants to go shopping for clothes and bring her to lane bryant.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Stick a vaccuum up to her belly button. When she asks wtf, say you where trying to do "DIY home lyposuction"

 

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

There is no good way .

 

[GSRswapandslow 10+ year member]

cut her stomach open as she sleeps....remove the fat, **** the fat, then throw it away. wake up to a skinny woman, and then proceed to **** her as well.

 

[mapolley07 10+ year member]

i dunno, i would be sensitive about it for sure. start going to the gym and inviting her along. eventually she will go to the gym with you, and you can get her doing some exercises and tell her that they will help her keep her weight in check, she will get the idea, but its pretty subtle.

when you start going to the gym, ask her to set goals for herself, she definitely knows she has gained a lot of weight, and she will probably set her goals to lose it. then keep encouraging her and help her eat healthy.

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

I see two options for you.

1)Go buy YOURSELF a gym membership. Then once you get one go workout a week and then come back and tell her how great you feel. Proceed to ask her if she wants to join you so you can spend time together. If she asks "Do you think Im fat or something?" Refer to option 2

2)Dump her by using one simple phrase..."Moooooooooo!!!"

 

[WrenchGuy 10+ year member]

Just go buy one size smaller jeans of all her jeans and get rid of the others.