Need help from the guys, SOMEONE has figured this out...

[poop5678]

****, im starting to get hungover now. i hope theres an intellegent answer here by tomorrow. night all.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

well u are an early comer then

 

[BuddyChrist 10+ year member]

start buying healthy food and stuff

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

i dont ****ing think so mister

Provide pics of the toilet plugger now!

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

is she blond?

 

[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

shes gained like 30lbs in the year we been going out....yeah 30

People who are depressed tend to eat more, and gain weight..

Maybe she is depressed that she is with you?

Just a thought..

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

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[vehementSPL 10+ year member]

Well there are a few ways... First off SHE KNOWS she has put on weight. Typically women in relationships don't care though. We are talking about a woman here..... she doesn't gain 1 lb without knowing it.. Honestly there are probably going to be no ways to tell her without her getting feelings hurt. You could always bring it up sweetie are you ok. I have noticed you have put on a good amount of weight and Just am concerned if everything was ok. Maybe you should go to the doctor to make sure everything is ok.... OR tell her honestly sweetie not trying to be rude but i am loosing my attraction to you(it is honest although most people dont' want it like that). Or you could tell her you are going to put on 100lbs and you are tired of being healthy and see how she reacts to it. If she gets defensive and say well I wouldn't like that blah blah. Then say exactly... you wouldn't like it and I am sorry but I concerned about the weight gain... Or you can do the typical hey i am concerned for your health. I want somebody that wants to live a healthy lifestyle. if I just wanted somebody that had fun together I would want a friend. But I like our common interests and this is one I want to share

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

buy her a gym membership

 

[F3RR3T 10+ year member]

if ya like them skinny buy her crack

 

[Glock23 10+ year member]

hahah if you get her off in 10 sec's she's faken it.. I'm really good at what I do and I know for a fact it takes women longer than that! get real

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

The water is shallow here.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

cut off her leg while shes sleeping. that should be good for at least 25 lbs.

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

after shes done eatting, stick your fingers down her throat.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

after shes done eating, stick your penis down her throat.

fixed