my *** is on the line

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[redcalimp5 10+ year member]

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[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

reminds me of when i was in college. my buddies parents went out of town and he was house sitting so a few of my friends and i went to his house.
we had a spagetti dinner followed by some hardcore drinking of wild turkey 101. we dared my friend to slam it so he did. poor bastard slammed at least 1/4 bottle! ten minutes later he threw up on his living room carpet and we told him to just vacuum it up so he did.

he ruined the vacuum while spreading a small 1ft red stain into about a 1ftx4ft red stain. then he decided to rearrange the furniture to hide it, but his parents figured it out by the smell coming from under the couch when they got home

his parents made him recarpet the living room and buy them a new vacuum

holy shit. me and a friend had a drinking contest after drinking a buncha alligator ice (frozen fruit shit) mixed with vodka...

he puked everywhere, it was stained red from the frozen shit and had a buncha pieces of salad. next morning he got a wisk broom and swept up most of it, and then vacuumed up the rest... then i just got some good stain remover and about 99% of it came out //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

http://oxyclean.ytmnd.com/

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[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071123165745AAVpu3R

Maybe?

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

is 99 bannana an alcoholic beverage?

 

[Racerx250 10+ year member]

Haha. Try to take it off partially. If it stains a little. Tell your pops it was the girls fault and she was so sad about it she gave you sympthay fvuck and that's what the other stain/discoloration is...

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

I would have never had a party at my parents house when they are gone. Shit most likely get stolen or broken, so I had good respect for my parents. But I did in fact bring girls over and get laid. Had the kitchen, living room, just anywhere to have *** at.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

have you thought about replacing the pool table before they get home?

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071123165745AAVpu3R
Maybe?

it was probably there for a day already

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

Asker's Rating:

5 out of 5

Asker's Comment:

haha Thanks. It didn't come out and boy was my dad mad haha.

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[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Own up to it and be a man...

But, more seriously you aren't going to get it out with out recovering the whole table.

Also, maybe you should give your dad shit for not having a cover. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/imdaman.gif.bc6c552e19aa4ad8c47461144f40eb1a.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Natural Chemistry's Bio-Clean

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[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Sprinkle a little crack on it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif