my *** is on the line

[kballa422 10+ year member]

If you cant get it out yourself you should probably call and tell a partial truth (like said before) and ask for advice about getting it out and insist how sorry you are.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

or maybe you should call the same store you would have refelt the table. pretty sure they would have some ideas on how to get stains out

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like you've done this one before..... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Trust me, I'm a pro at situations like this. And it's all from experience too..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Now, depending on whether your step-dad has a sense of humour or not, you can turn his frown upside down by throwing a witty comment out. Something like "Yeah it was really my fault 'cause I was busy looking at her large breasts when I was handing her the drink..."

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

I'd try like a pet stain remover. Never had a problem getting a stain out with that stuff. Just make sure you test it on a small unnoticable area to make sure it doesn't discolor the fabric.

 

[slam 5,000+ posts]

y dont u just rub the whole table with bananas to make it the same color all over

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Hi Mr. Admin! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/happydance.gif.a963168fea27d8453c3ec467ddcf9e1c.gif

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

x2 dads going to come home see that shit take off his belt and BEAT THAT ***!

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[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

or gor rent a hand-held steam cleaner. that sruff works awesome

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Where the hell did you find 99 bananas to begin with?

I'm guessing a liquor store. Great stuff.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Another suggestion would be to simply play dumb about the whole thing and tell him your cat probably pissed on it.

 

[krouchchocolate 10+ year member]

have you tried folex? Itz a carpet stain remover. Might work.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

...And if you like the cat idea, wet your finger and pass it over the stain. Then put your finger in your mouth to taste it, then say "yup, that's cat piss all right."

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

You can be partially honest. Say you were passing a drink to *one* friend when *she* (make sure its a girl so as to help soften the blow) hit your hand while reaching for it and it spilled. Remember, it was *her* fault - not yours, but you, being the responsible guy you are, will do everything you can to remove the stain. And, if it cannot be removed, you promise to get the felt replaced.

And girls are more likely to drop shit.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

tell him you where getting laid on that bad boy and it's the love juice...