My gf is turning 21, I need some suggestions.

Oh wait! I have the perfect evening for the two of you!

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Dude your in SoCal, get her what all the girls want.Take your $300 and use as a down payment and

finance a **** job for her.

You can put her to work as a stripper and get mad

return on your investment.

But srsly, with a budget of $300 maybe you could take

her skydiving if she's down with it.

Also, isn't there a little island down there with wild horses

and tours and crap?
yeah, or buy her a kick *** woofer for her car.

 
You sound like a boring person. If I were her, I'd probably break up with you.
haahah you run out of things to do around here..beaches, clubs, raves, drugs, races, bars, bars at the beach you name it, we've done it already.

exactly why i'm runnign out of ideas

Dude your in SoCal, get her what all the girls want.Take your $300 and use as a down payment and

finance a **** job for her.

You can put her to work as a stripper and get mad

return on your investment.

But srsly, with a budget of $300 maybe you could take

her skydiving if she's down with it.

Also, isn't there a little island down there with wild horses

and tours and crap?
i'd rather not turn my gf into one of those attention seeking, gold digging chicks. I like her the way she is and shes already got huge tits that are real.

 
My suggestion.. especially if your runnin broke.. . (if you don't live with her) stop by early in the morning.. (not too early like 9ish) ring the door bell a whole bunch... set a cute teddt bear with a single rose in its arms with a happy birthday pointed hat on at the door... and take off before she answers... . (also make sure the teddy is nice not huge or a cheesy one with add ons like hearts and crap) oh and leave a small card.. saying don't eat I'll pick you up at 10:30 or so... . Pick her up ... . and take her by a quick to go breakfast joint... (i know it sounds bad, but if you make it in time, girls love mcdonalds Breakfast) .. eat and chat all the way to the beach, have a nice small lunch prepared in a cooler.. with a few Mixed drinks or margaritas.. . from there take her home (should be around 4pm or so.. )and tell her that you'd love to have dinner with her .. . let her know that you will pick her up around 7pm.. that gives her time to gert ready.... Now here is where u must get creative... either take her somewhere really nice and then to a movie... (if the movie ends up ******* then its def not a good deal) or take her to eat somewhere nice to eat and surprise her with taking her to a low key nice bar where you will arrive with a FEW of her CLOSER friends there to buy her a few mixed breezers.

Then its all you romeo...

P.S. I'll add some immature statement so i can blend in with the rest of em'

immature=.. ...After all of that , grab the ol' fist that you got from the tip above.. lube it up, ram it nice n tight into her @ss .. rub ur nutts all over her face.. .slap her with a slice of cheese and then bang her like there no tomorrow.. . prob cause there won't be.. u'll be broke, she'll notice ... dump you and drain another ususpecting chode for his money... . Hope the @ss is worth the trouble..lol

Rose= $8.00

Card= $2.00

Teddy=$12.00

Mcy D's=$7.00

Beach=Free

Lunch on beach=$10

Dinner=$40.00

optional movie = $14.00 + candy

Optional Bar = $25-30 pending on how much u drink.. and def invite her frineds.. cause it save u from buying all the drinks

GAS= An Arm and LEG .. plus one NUT

_______________________

Somwhere in the range of $100 - 125... .And if ya get some, esp a bj.. . Well let say its a great price for a hot chick.. .

but then again .. las vegas.. .u can prob get a nice bj for around $20

 
haahah you run out of things to do around here..beaches, clubs, raves, drugs, races, bars, bars at the beach you name it, we've done it already.
exactly why i'm runnign out of ideas

i'd rather not turn my gf into one of those attention seeking, gold digging chicks. I like her the way she is and shes already got huge tits that are real.

WOAH WOAH WOAH

take that back, your in ****ing socal.. do NOT say yo have nothing to do. You just are being ****ing lazy. Trade you places.

 
haahah you run out of things to do around here..beaches, clubs, raves, drugs, races, bars, bars at the beach you name it, we've done it already.
exactly why i'm runnign out of ideas

It sounds like you guys are spending WAY too much time together if you've done everything in such a short period. I suggest that you offer her the option to date someone else for her birthday. Perhaps she can come back with some new things for you guys to do.

 
My suggestion.. especially if your runnin broke.. . (if you don't live with her) stop by early in the morning.. (not too early like 9ish) ring the door bell a whole bunch... set a cute teddt bear with a single rose in its arms with a happy birthday pointed hat on at the door... and take off before she answers... . (also make sure the teddy is nice not huge or a cheesy one with add ons like hearts and crap) oh and leave a small card.. saying don't eat I'll pick you up at 10:30 or so... . Pick her up ... . and take her by a quick to go breakfast joint... (i know it sounds bad, but if you make it in time, girls love mcdonalds Breakfast) .. eat and chat all the way to the beach, have a nice small lunch prepared in a cooler.. with a few Mixed drinks or margaritas.. . from there take her home (should be around 4pm or so.. )and tell her that you'd love to have dinner with her .. . let her know that you will pick her up around 7pm.. that gives her time to gert ready.... Now here is where u must get creative... either take her somewhere really nice and then to a movie... (if the movie ends up ******* then its def not a good deal) or take her to eat somewhere nice to eat and surprise her with taking her to a low key nice bar where you will arrive with a FEW of her CLOSER friends there to buy her a few mixed breezers.
Then its all you romeo...

P.S. I'll add some immature statement so i can blend in with the rest of em'

immature=.. ...After all of that , grab the ol' fist that you got from the tip above.. lube it up, ram it nice n tight into her @ss .. rub ur nutts all over her face.. .slap her with a slice of cheese and then bang her like there no tomorrow.. . prob cause there won't be.. u'll be broke, she'll notice ... dump you and drain another ususpecting chode for his money... . Hope the @ss is worth the trouble..lol

Rose= $8.00

Card= $2.00

Teddy=$12.00

Mcy D's=$7.00

Beach=Free

Lunch on beach=$10

Dinner=$40.00

optional movie = $14.00 + candy

Optional Bar = $25-30 pending on how much u drink.. and def invite her frineds.. cause it save u from buying all the drinks

GAS= An Arm and LEG .. plus one NUT

_______________________

Somwhere in the range of $100 - 125... .And if ya get some, esp a bj.. . Well let say its a great price for a hot chick.. .

but then again .. las vegas.. .u can prob get a nice bj for around $20
gas is only $3.10 in Tiajuana

 
My suggestion.. especially if your runnin broke.. . (if you don't live with her) stop by early in the morning.. (not too early like 9ish) ring the door bell a whole bunch... set a cute teddt bear with a single rose in its arms with a happy birthday pointed hat on at the door... and take off before she answers... . (also make sure the teddy is nice not huge or a cheesy one with add ons like hearts and crap) oh and leave a small card.. saying don't eat I'll pick you up at 10:30 or so... . Pick her up ... . and take her by a quick to go breakfast joint... (i know it sounds bad, but if you make it in time, girls love mcdonalds Breakfast) .. eat and chat all the way to the beach, have a nice small lunch prepared in a cooler.. with a few Mixed drinks or margaritas.. . from there take her home (should be around 4pm or so.. )and tell her that you'd love to have dinner with her .. . let her know that you will pick her up around 7pm.. that gives her time to gert ready.... Now here is where u must get creative... either take her somewhere really nice and then to a movie... (if the movie ends up ******* then its def not a good deal) or take her to eat somewhere nice to eat and surprise her with taking her to a low key nice bar where you will arrive with a FEW of her CLOSER friends there to buy her a few mixed breezers.
Then its all you romeo...

P.S. I'll add some immature statement so i can blend in with the rest of em'

immature=.. ...After all of that , grab the ol' fist that you got from the tip above.. lube it up, ram it nice n tight into her @ss .. rub ur nutts all over her face.. .slap her with a slice of cheese and then bang her like there no tomorrow.. . prob cause there won't be.. u'll be broke, she'll notice ... dump you and drain another ususpecting chode for his money... . Hope the @ss is worth the trouble..lol

Rose= $8.00

Card= $2.00

Teddy=$12.00

Mcy D's=$7.00

Beach=Free

Lunch on beach=$10

Dinner=$40.00

optional movie = $14.00 + candy

Optional Bar = $25-30 pending on how much u drink.. and def invite her frineds.. cause it save u from buying all the drinks

GAS= An Arm and LEG .. plus one NUT

_______________________

Somwhere in the range of $100 - 125... .And if ya get some, esp a bj.. . Well let say its a great price for a hot chick.. .

but then again .. las vegas.. .u can prob get a nice bj for around $20
ahhh that early morning this is a great idea! i think i'm actually going to do that.. but she hates mcdonalds breakfast but i have a nice breakfast diner in mind..

and 3 meals a day for her.. thats almsot impossible, i have a hard time trying to get her eat a 2nd meal. i dont know why but she has a TINY appetite. but the bear in front of door, breakfast, and dinner is definitely going to happen

 
and the drinks are cheaper, the food is cheaper, i bet for 12 bucks he could buy a small child. It could also double as the object to fist her with after.
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ahhh that early morning this is a great idea! i think i'm actually going to do that.. but she hates mcdonalds breakfast but i have a nice breakfast diner in mind..
and 3 meals a day for her.. thats almsot impossible, i have a hard time trying to get her eat a 2nd meal. i dont know why but she has a TINY appetite. but the bear in front of door, breakfast, and dinner is definitely going to happen
careful with the bear thing.. you have to make off quick... i did it it worked like a charm... BUT i'm stuck with her now, she thinks i'm the sweetest thing since corn in turds.. so u'l prob be stuck w her

 
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