SSS 18734
5,000+ posts
Dollar Menu Millionaire
You two FAIL at life //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gifShe can't swim, she won't even go in the water at the beach.
I am terribly afraid of heights. I almost passed out coming off of the silver bullet at knotts.
Here is my solution:
Show her how big and manly you are by going on a rollercoaster date with her and NOT crying like a little girl.
Then, she will want to *** you. And by the end, she's going to HAVE to learn to swim if she doesn't want to drown. If you know what I mean. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif
