Me and my g.f.... problem...

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

send her over my way. I'll break her in for you.

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

This thread is amusing.

Yeas it is. Bad thing is though I had something worse happen. I got hard and then since I was so nervous the shit got limp while I was tryin to ****, so my shit just plopped out and wouldnt work. Try squeezin at the bottom to force blood in and then let her sit on it, then once she gets goin it shoul dget hard enough to stay in.

Or, get her to **** ya off and then bend her over and push it in real quick while its still hard. Get comfortable bein buck *** nacked in front of her. Shit, im so comfortable with my girl I can scratch my balls while shes given me head without her stoppin. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Shit, im so comfortable with my girl I can scratch my balls while shes given me head without her stoppin. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

Thats pimp.

 

[Termlab 10+ year member]

send her over my way. I'll break her in for you.

send her to me first //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif lol... gotta make sure that "suspension" is nice and loose. it will play a little deeper and harder after that.

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

tell her to **** it.

use lube.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Try to think of something not related to ***....like your stereo or music or something. Then you'll settle down and be more comfortable, less nervous and not so self-concious //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

Also, don't trust ANY birth control. Supposedly the patch is like 99.997% effective, and I got my g/f pregnant while she was on it. Apparently we are that .003% that still get pregnant on it. Funny thing is, she only had a 3% chance of EVER getting pregnant to begin with (birth control or not) because of the way her uterus was tilted.....and that was the 2nd time I got her pregnant. And the 2nd time we had the odds double stacked against it.

My little soldiers must be really good at the battle //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

call adam n dr. drewlol

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/iagree.gif.15d6c075ee8d3913ba26866d06993068.gif 1800love191

or call the sunday night *** show lady, she's crazy

 

[Expy2000]

Not getting that Quality Erection?

Do you feel intimidated by your Girls last lovers?

Do you often wish for a longer erection?

Well suffering from Small Penis Fear won't help...

... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Brock 5,000+ posts]

Not getting that Quality Erection?Do you feel intimidated by your Girls last lovers?

Do you often wish for a longer erection?

Well suffering from Small Penis Fear won't help...

... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

that was wrong, funny, but wrong.

me & you : //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

him : //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[BiaBia 10+ year member]

Why don't you try different things. Like having *** in public places, or something to that effect. Role-play, too. As stupid as it may sound, it might work. Pretend to be like a doctor and she's your patient. Or she's the doctor and you're the patient. This is the time where you act out your most intimate and errotic fantasies. Try and get other people involved, like a friend of hers.

If you try asking a friend of hers (if its a girl), make sure the girl would be willing before you ask. Hint to her, or "joke" around with her friend about it around your girlfriend.

If this works, and you still don't get hard.... you're sad.

 

[swimfreak26 10+ year member]

My little soldiers must be really good at the battle

I would say so....you've got a good army.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

Try and get other people involved, like a friend of hers.
If you try asking a friend of hers (if its a girl), make sure the girl would be willing before you ask. Hint to her, or "joke" around with her friend about it around your girlfriend.

If this works, and you still don't get hard.... you're sad.

If it works, then he's a much luckier man then most of us here //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[profilepower]

any1 in north east ill????? i know this hot blonde but i'm too far away..need some1 to keep all the other guys away for awhile....shes got a cam too....

 

[`pr0digy 10+ year member]

any1 in north east ill????? i know this hot blonde but i'm too far away..need some1 to keep all the other guys away for awhile....shes got a cam too....

Shut up. Thanks.

 

[RandyJ 10+ year member]

Shut up. Thanks.

wow, you hit the nail on the head.

Speaking of head, I just got some, whilst watching *****. Try calling her names. Today I successfully called her my hoe, *****, freaky *** *****, and.....*** slave //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

I got soft though after she kept scootin away and sayin ouch and shit. Maybe try dirty talk, get her to say how she wants you to **** her, finger her and get her to say yer name and what she wants you to do for her.

There are a lot of things you could do. Maybe get blazed first? Have her stoke it? Although sometimes it just doesnt work. This one time I had a girl in my room "studying" and her brother was downstairs playin PS2, I told him what I was gonna do but he kind of laughed, I guess he though I was playin. Anyways, got up there and I couldnt get up, she was buck *** ***** grindin on me, kissin on my neck, and meat was like a hot dog just limpin round. I jacked it a little and it started goin up, then she did it and it got there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif