Longest relationship you have been in

[dan7532 10+ year member]

is that a question? whhy the **** wouldnt u

cuz psychos aren't relationship material, they're fvck material

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

3 years longest - she cheated on me and then I freaked on her "Get the Fuuuck out of my house and my life!"
Just recently ended a year and a halfer - she wants kids - and for me to spoil her constantly - I want no kids and a hell of lot more money for beer.

JUst got to avoid the depression based alcoholism that is so easy to lapse back into....

you're 27. Just fvck bishes, settle down later

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

1.5 yrs.

 

[Jason Sybert 10+ year member]

2 years. we were going to get married but i went to college and she left me. then there is my crazy ex girlfriend that i broke up with less than a year ago. we had lasted almost a year. she was kind of dumb. she didn't think i would react the way i did when she threatened to kill herself because she was lonely.

I told her that if she didn't stop saying that she was going to kill herself that i would call the cops. she signed out of messenger. I called the cops. she went to hospital and is still pissed at me to this day.

I don't care if she is pissed that is one thing that I take seriously.

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

2 years. we were going to get married but i went to college and she left me. then there is my crazy ex girlfriend that i broke up with less than a year ago. we had lasted almost a year. she was kind of dumb. she didn't think i would react the way i did when she threatened to kill herself because she was lonely.
I told her that if she didn't stop saying that she was going to kill herself that i would call the cops. she signed out of messenger. I called the cops. she went to hospital and is still pissed at me to this day.

I don't care if she is pissed that is one thing that I take seriously.

emo bishes = gr8 secks

 

[lowriderram_95 10+ year member]

7 months. All the ones before this one have just been to *****y...

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

7 months. All the ones before this one have just been to *****y...

was that supposted to be slu tty? if so, i don't understand the term "too slu tty", i never knew that was a quality that could exist in excess

 

[Jason Sybert 10+ year member]

emo bishes = gr8 secks

yeah she was emo lol. she looked the part and everything but she would never put out. lol.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Married 12 years with 4 offspring.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

With her 9 years, married the past 6

 

[geowick07 10+ year member]

Longest relationship was just over 4 years. It ended because I cheated on her, and got caught. Which is fine, since I had been done with the relationship for a while. (Hence the cheating.)

Current relationship is at almost 3 years. And going strong!

 

[arsonbob 10+ year member]

With her about 5.5 years throughout highschool and a few after. We grew apart because of college a bit.. broke up... she got a new boyfriend and married him this weekend. LOL

They've been dating for less than a month...

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

current reletionship is about 12 minutes....with these yummy pizza rolls.

been with the gf for almost 4 years. plan on getting engaged soon.

 

[Jeremy M 10+ year member]

6 yrs as of june 6th....longest i've been in....dunno how i've made it this far honestly....i've about beat a *****'s face in a few times...but i guess when i'm 90 and if i can remember, i'll laff at those fights.

 

[bds0688 10+ year member]

2.5 years currently. And it's getting strained, badly. Need a sit down with her soon.

Jealousy and trust issues when she has no reason to have either, as I have never done anything to lose trust. I trust her all the time. I know she doesn't mess around, before people say that. I so much as talk to another girl, I get the cold shoudler and shit. Abandonment issues, dependency, etc. It's an ugly mess I should have cut bait from when I had the chance. Oh well.