Little kids are afraid of my car now

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

there are these black kids who hang out down the road by my house, they do nothing all day but hang out in the ditch adjacent to the road, under some trees. I was told by some of the other neighbors that they're dealing drugs down there - which honestly is cool by me as long as they dont **** with me or my neighbors. But the little mother****ers are now just walking across the road while on comming traffic is driving by. This happens mainly when I come home from work lately, which is worse since im usually in a pissed off evil mood. I think tonight, i'll just call the police on my cell phone and tell them there are these fucktards blocking traffic and selling cocaine to little kids. Maybe that will get some change //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[maldecido33 10+ year member]

there are these black kids who hang out down the road by my house, they do nothing all day but hang out in the ditch adjacent to the road, under some trees. I was told by some of the other neighbors that they're dealing drugs down there - which honestly is cool by me as long as they dont **** with me or my neighbors. But the little mother****ers are now just walking across the road while on comming traffic is driving by. This happens mainly when I come home from work lately, which is worse since im usually in a pissed off evil mood. I think tonight, i'll just call the police on my cell phone and tell them there are these fucktards blocking traffic and selling cocaine to little kids. Maybe that will get some change //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I bet it's crack, not cocaine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[woodplock7 10+ year member]

wow there are some funny azz stories in here like the one with the basketball and hit the kid in the nose and the one with the rocks... wow i laughed hard!

 

[hello again 10+ year member]

you're lucky they weren't black

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

must be afraid you'll sit them down for a sermon.

honestly, that would probably help them out. lol

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

Little kids these days are gettin attitudes now. I was drivin in a neighborhood full of little kids so I was goin slow with my windows down and kept the system down. Then a groupd of about 5 kids on bikes are goin past me. One of the kids just looks at me staring me down and im wonderin what hes doin. As one boy goes by he says, "You got a problem". Right after that moment they were behind me goin the other way on the street. I decided to teach him a lesson lol.
I hit my brakes and stopped(which didnt take long at 5 mph). Put my car in reverse and started goin slowly backwards. I saw all these little kids spread apart screamin so loud LOL. They rode their bikes away so fast. I bet theyre gonna freak out everytime they see an el camino LOL. I dunno if this sounds funny on here but it was the funniest thing hearing em all screaming and riding off so fast.

as if anyone WOULDNT be afraid of that....

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I scare children when i wear this shit.

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

i personally LOVE flicking people off when driving (so long they deserve it). It NEVER fails that you get one back. It's like a game or something, quite amusing. I try to get the last one, like I win or some shit haha. Meh, fun little driving game we do on the way to school. Usually to people that don't use the fast lane properly.

I almost killed this kid at K-mart one day when I lived in Orlando. I came out and he was taking my little valve stem caps. Don't know why....they were just plastic black ones. I just about ran his *** over because he ran through the parking lot and I chased his *** in the car.

 

[dkmesa 10+ year member]

I've gotten that from moms and children before

 

[Ku-sama]

rocks work on adults as well

why don't you just perma-ban them?

 

[pitbull12888]

haha at the hitting the kid in the nose with the ball..... Theres some little annoying *** girls that live across the street from me and these little *****es are crazy. They will get in anyones car without thinkin twice about it and they have even hopped on the back of the ups truck making him stop to get them off. Well one day i was leaving and they was out running there mouth. I was in the side part of my yard and when they came up behind the car i floored it and slung mud all over them. Then their mom yelled at them for getting muddy and they had to go in and ended up getting grounded hahaha

 

[pitbull12888]

o yea and the same girls. I told them if they didnt get outta my yard i was gonna blow their head off. They stayed there so i came back in and got my 12 guage and went back out and did a warning shot in the air. lol. They took off running and cryin harder than ive ever seen em.

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

haha at the hitting the kid in the nose with the ball..... Theres some little annoying *** girls that live across the street from me and these little *****es are crazy. They will get in anyones car without thinkin twice about it and they have even hopped on the back of the ups truck making him stop to get them off. Well one day i was leaving and they was out running there mouth. I was in the side part of my yard and when they came up behind the car i floored it and slung mud all over them. Then their mom yelled at them for getting muddy and they had to go in and ended up getting grounded hahaha

justice.

I was selling my civic that week... so when i was driving back home one of the kids on my street yelled F*CKER. I slammed on the breaks, making some smoke and hauled as in reverse.... which of course in a civic is that really loud and annoying high pitch scream... and stopped infront of their house. Well they ran in the garage and had the garage door going down by that point. Never had a problem since.

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

haha. did you do anything to cause it? That reminds me of the funniest thing I've seen all week. I almost got sideswiped by a minivan yesterday cuz he ran a stop sign in my neighborhood and turned left in front of me (he started on my right). I hit the brakes and was momentarily disgruntled until I saw ... it was a really fat white guy about 35 years of age driving as fast as humanly possible so that coming around the turn, the tires were screeching, the van was leaning over, and I see him laughing at the top of his lungs (note: evil laugh) like he just stole a sweet minivan and was getting away with it. Then I started laughing so hard tears came to my eyes.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif Thanks I needed a good laugh

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

i just come back later and do a paintball driveby on them