Little kids are afraid of my car now

[dan7532 10+ year member]

your a f*ckin f@ggot

I'm glad I could make your day better.

 

[RipDaJacka]

keep the stories rollin fellaz

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

hehehe...

so when i was like 17, after practice one day at the pool, i was taking a shower, minding my own business and im watching this little punk bitch (he was like 11 or 12) fill up a diving fin with cold water and throw the water on the people walking out of the locker room past the showers, and i think to myself "fine, whatever he wants to do" so i finish up, and as im walking out, he throws the water on my back. I spin around, grab the kid by his throat, pushed him up against the wall, and yell, "what the hell is wrong with you, dont you ever do that again" Needless to say, he ran out of the locker room screaming and crying. A few minutes later, the head swim coach comes in and I tell him exactly what happened. He was like, "ok, next time, just use your words" and then he proceeds to reprimand the kid for screwing around in the shower.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

sounds like the wookie got a bit pissed.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I remember when I was around the ripe age of 11 and 12 I would do stupid crap just to make my friends laugh. There was hardly a dare I turned down. And I ended up having to run more than once..

THey talked me into getting in a ditch and throwing kick balls at cars driving down the road. I nailed a few.

I would moon cars all the time. Which included spreading my *** cheeks.

We would throw a rope over a tree limb hanging over the road and tie a wal-mart bag full of leaves to it.. When a car came by we'd drop the bag.

I was the fat slow one back then and was always in the back when we took off running. Amazing I never got my *** kicked or we didn't get in trouble.

And I was also the type to flip you off and then take off running and hide.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I remember when I was around the ripe age of 11 and 12 I would do stupid crap just to make my friends laugh. There was hardly a dare I turned down. And I ended up having to run more than once..
THey talked me into getting in a ditch and throwing kick balls at cars driving down the road. I nailed a few.

I would moon cars all the time. Which included spreading my *** cheeks.

We would throw a rope over a tree limb hanging over the road and tie a wal-mart bag full of leaves to it.. When a car came by we'd drop the bag.

I was the fat slow one back then and was always in the back when we took off running. Amazing I never got my *** kicked or we didn't get in trouble.

And I was also the type to flip you off and then take off running and hide.

Oh, so you're the kind of kid I would hold a grudge against until I could finish off a superweapon (a.k.a. pinecone launcher, catapult, etc) and nail your *** off your bike as you rode by? LOL.

Yeah, I made a pinecone cannon as a kid (11-12), with the help of one of my older neighbors (16-17). This one guy pissed me off by throwing shit at me while I rode my bike that I made a pinecone cannon not unlike a spud cannon (never thought of spuds at the time, lol), and hit him in the ribcage with especially spikey pinecone, causing him to fall off his bike onto the lawn and grabbed his side while yelling really loud. I nearly pissed myself with laughter. My dad beat my *** for that one, after his mom came over and showed us the punctures it made on his side. I tried my hardest not to laugh at the little red spots it made where it hit.

The laughter was quickly silenced by the whoosh of a thick leather belt cutting the air on its path to my ***. Yep. It hurt.

Was it worth it? Hell yeah.

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

Little kids these days are gettin attitudes now. I was drivin in a neighborhood full of little kids so I was goin slow with my windows down and kept the system down. Then a groupd of about 5 kids on bikes are goin past me. One of the kids just looks at me staring me down and im wonderin what hes doin. As one boy goes by he says, "You got a problem". Right after that moment they were behind me goin the other way on the street. I decided to teach him a lesson lol.
I hit my brakes and stopped(which didnt take long at 5 mph). Put my car in reverse and started goin slowly backwards. I saw all these little kids spread apart screamin so loud LOL. They rode their bikes away so fast. I bet theyre gonna freak out everytime they see an el camino LOL. I dunno if this sounds funny on here but it was the funniest thing hearing em all screaming and riding off so fast.

ive done this several of times. Especially when they are throwing rocks and cursing at people driving by. As sooon as i slam on the breaks and back up they start running and aologizing

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

here's a story for ya.

my brother and his friends liked to freak people out. so we lived in the country near a moderatly busy country road. so they went down the road a bit to a big open field and when they'd see a car driving near them 2 of the guys would pretend like they were beating one of the other guys w/ a baseball bat and kicking him and jus beating the crap out of him then they'd pick him up and throw him in the trunk of the car and drive off. needless to say after an hour or so of this the police were called. since my dad listened to the police scanners he heard that they were on their way and figured it was them so he called my brother and told him to hurry up and get home.

 

[RipDaJacka]

Oh, so you're the kind of kid I would hold a grudge against until I could finish off a superweapon (a.k.a. pinecone launcher, catapult, etc) and nail your *** off your bike as you rode by? LOL.

The laughter was quickly silenced by the whoosh of a thick leather belt cutting the air on its path to my ***. Yep. It hurt.

How can I make a freakin Pinecone launcher? Sounds like wholesome weekend project!

Beautifully Written.. I lol'd really.. I did

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

hmmm, One time on a beautiful fall day when i was 15 and everyone had masses of leaves bagged up at the edge of their lawn . (I mean, tons. It wasn't unusual to see 20-30 bags at the end of the driveways.) The rambunctious teenager i was with a p.o.s. car.... i found myself a good line and gave my car all it had down a line through peoples yards... Those bags didn't stand a chance, it was like a flurry. and a leave littered hell. Good times.

fuck grammar.

I also turned the windshield sprayers around so they sprayed forward then filled the resouvar with a mixture of red rit dye, cream soda, and whatever else i had. One time i turned one sideways, filled the tank up with urine and did a driveby on this kid that i loathed. Right before a school dance while he was in the car with his date (had his window rolled down) the red colouring was still in there... but i know he got the point. Taught that fucker to run away from me.

 

[LowLowBass 10+ year member]

whats with those ****in shirts.. spooks me

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

How can I make a freakin Pinecone launcher? Sounds like wholesome weekend project!

Beautifully Written.. I lol'd really.. I did

much like a spud gun, but smaller in diameter

 

[RipDaJacka]

I have never made a spudgun.. Info plzz

thats dirty! who puts piss in the sprayers for god sakes.. U dirty basstard

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I have never made a spudgun.. Info plzz
thats dirty! who puts piss in the sprayers for god sakes.. U dirty basstard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spud_gun

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

caution when using those, you can really really hurt someone. They shoot pretty **** far too depending on how well you can get the combustion chamber to work. You can literally put a hole in the side of a house. I seen a guy shoot a D battery through 3 sheets of 3/4 plywood at point blank range. I am currently working on one (very slowly) that the barell unscrews for different size barrells and uses a stung gun for ignition so it fires everytime.