Little kids are afraid of my car now

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

none of the punk kids in my neighborhood mouth off to me

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

rocks work on adults as well

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

I got flipped off by a soccer mom and her kid today

haha. did you do anything to cause it? That reminds me of the funniest thing I've seen all week. I almost got sideswiped by a minivan yesterday cuz he ran a stop sign in my neighborhood and turned left in front of me (he started on my right). I hit the brakes and was momentarily disgruntled until I saw ... it was a really fat white guy about 35 years of age driving as fast as humanly possible so that coming around the turn, the tires were screeching, the van was leaning over, and I see him laughing at the top of his lungs (note: evil laugh) like he just stole a sweet minivan and was getting away with it. Then I started laughing so hard tears came to my eyes.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

umm ok?

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

i was driving in the left lane at about 60 because traffic was slowing me down, i usually go about 75, when this minivan ***** comes storming up behind me and gets right on my ***.

well traffic eased up but since she decided to tailgate for a mile i just stayed right in front of her and coasted down to about 55 in the 65 zone. she didnt even make a move to pass on the right..i would have blocked it anyway

she hit her horn and i immediated followed by rolling down my window and flipping her off

well my exit came up about 1/2 mile later so bird still flying out the window i hopped across a few lanes, looked over and her, along with her son were flipping me off and i think the kid in the child seat in the back was too

made me laugh that some parents would teach their children that road rage is otay

 

[shava 10+ year member]

Yeah I was over at my grandmas house for some family stuff and I never bump on the way over there cause there is a bunch of wanna be gangsters and im not trying to get my shit jacked or anything but on the way out I bump it cause im in a shitty car anyway. And I pass these punk *** 12 year olds or so and they start waving their arms in the air cause I was listening to some Gorilla Zo gangsta shit or whaterver. But that shit pisses me off.

The other day this kid heard me coming down the street and he tried to throw a basketball in front of my car cause I see these kids all the time and they hate me but anyway he throws the basketball and I dont even slow down, missed the basketball by about a foot. It was funny cause after he threw it he started walking after it like I was going to slow down or something then he stopped his *** right in the road cause he knew I would hit his dumb ***.

Also on the way out of my school at lunch time there is about 200 people walking across the street and I speed up and lay on the horn, eventually they get the **** out of the way. I love to see the look on their faces when my sidemirror gets about a half inch away from their pant leg. Good thing tomorrow is my last day of that bullshit at least for the summer.

 

[RipDaJacka]

man these lil punk *** kids are gettin outrageous.. Me and my girl are in walmart today and Im walking thru the sporting goods for no good reason at all. and some lil punk 11yr old with a cap and preppy clothes on yells "hey Baby" So I turn around and tell him to "shut his B1tch azz up" and he says something else.. I dont even hear it cuz by that time I wing a fcking Spalding (still in the Cardboard) and hit him right in the nose.. He immediately cries, holds his nose, and runs like a lil girl..

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

none of the punk kids in my neighborhood mouth off to me

must be afraid you'll sit them down for a sermon.

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

Okay, I can't lie. I'm 19 and I yell at people. Usually it's along the lines of "I'm gonna touch you!" This especially gives me the giggles when I yell it at little kids and their parents are there and the folks get a real disturbed look on their face.
I also am that a$$hat who, when you pass me on the other side of the road going the opposite direction, will flip you off just to enjoy that look on your face like "wtf, I don't even know that guy!??!"

i'm the guy who turns around, and pistolwhips you.

 

[One Bad MOFO 10+ year member]

man these lil punk *** kids are gettin outrageous.. Me and my girl are in walmart today and Im walking thru the sporting goods for no good reason at all. and some lil punk 11yr old with a cap and preppy clothes on yells "hey Baby" So I turn around and tell him to "shut his B1tch azz up" and he says something else.. I dont even hear it cuz by that time I wing a fcking Spalding (still in the Cardboard) and hit him right in the nose.. He immediately cries, holds his nose, and runs like a lil girl..

lmfao at that... and the rest of this thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif funny stuff

 

[Mugen 10+ year member]

****. I'm 18 and my dad would still whip my *** if he saw me doing any of the shit in this thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

****. I'm 18 and my dad would still whip my *** if he saw me doing any of the shit in this thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

Earn some respect, sheep.

 

[Mugen 10+ year member]

Earn some respect, sheep.

Um, okay? What is that supposed to mean?

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

man these lil punk *** kids are gettin outrageous.. Me and my girl are in walmart today and Im walking thru the sporting goods for no good reason at all. and some lil punk 11yr old with a cap and preppy clothes on yells "hey Baby" So I turn around and tell him to "shut his B1tch azz up" and he says something else.. I dont even hear it cuz by that time I wing a fcking Spalding (still in the Cardboard) and hit him right in the nose.. He immediately cries, holds his nose, and runs like a lil girl..

LMAO

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

this is why i keep rocks in my truck, they mouth off, they get a rock in the head

How do i add this to my sig?