dragnix
5,000+ posts
LXIX
not with the new regime
dragnix
sobe3yourself.
10+ year member
lordside gangster
I'm getting tired of my job as a coke can crusher...it's soda pressing.
sobe3yourself.
10+ year member
lordside gangster
I just fooled a girl into thinking i have a 10 inch *****...by folding it in half.
wenn_du_weinst
10+ year member
CarAudio.com Veteran
Why do girls where make up and perfume?
Cause they are ugly and stink.
South park ftw
Cause they are ugly and stink.
South park ftw
ChevyRidinLow
Banned
why do women have legs
cuz otherwise theyd leave snail trails everywhere
cuz otherwise theyd leave snail trails everywhere
09Alti
10+ year member
CarAudio.com Elite
What's the difference between pink and purple?
The grip.
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. She's already been told twice.
The grip.
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. She's already been told twice.
kramer_212
10+ year member
CarAudio.com Veteran
two jews walk into a bar.................they buy the place.
guy walks into a bathroom.....the lights are off and a second guy is yelling......first man feels around for a light switch.........first thing he sees is the yelling man sitting on a mop bucket.
guy walks into a bathroom.....the lights are off and a second guy is yelling......first man feels around for a light switch.........first thing he sees is the yelling man sitting on a mop bucket.
Bosstradamus
10+ year member
Senior VIP Member
You guys are corny, that joke sounds like it came off a laffy taffy wrapper.
FlexnInLa
10+ year member
Huggin Them Nuts!
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
A. A nun with an axe in her ******* head!
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A. A nun with an axe in her ******* head!
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Why So Cereal?
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Invisible Cereal
Came for funny jokes.......leaving unfulfilled......//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif
wickedwitt
10+ year member
Junior Member
The sad part here is that your finger is the biggest thing you can offer...
Women are good for 70 things. 69 and Sandwich
wickedwitt
10+ year member
Junior Member
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
More to come.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
More to come.
wickedwitt
10+ year member
Junior Member
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
etc, etc
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
etc, etc
Why So Cereal?
5,000+ posts
Invisible Cereal
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Heeltoeclutch
10+ year member
CarAudio.com Elite
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