Lets hear some good one line jokes...

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

people are like jelly beans, no one likes the black ones

 

[R34P3R 10+ year member]

people are like jelly beans, no one likes the black ones

Funny but you sir are walking a fine line.

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

Eh, just a joke...I don't see why people get offended by them but they do

 

[06goat 10+ year member]

Idk someone on here used the term "Cracka". Not sure how I see the difference.

 

[Kangaroux 5,000+ posts]

I'm pretty sure the only people offended on here by racist jokes/remarks are the mods //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[R34P3R 10+ year member]

Idk someone on here used the term "Cracka". Not sure how I see the difference.

There isn't, but some people will always be whiners and the rest of us will have to bend to the will of these few.

 

[ChevyRidinLow]

whats funnier than a dead baby................................nothing

whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit......................................2 dead babies in a clown suit

whats funnier than 2 dead babies ina clown suit..........................................1 dead baby in 2 clown suits

why did the dead baby cross the road............................................................cuz it was chained to the car going down the road

whats the difference between a dead baby and a rotten apple.....................................................you cant fuck a rotten apple

sorry to any dead babies currently reading this thread

 

[sobe3yourself. 10+ year member]

knock knock

who's there?

fuck off

 

[murph 10+ year member]

why don't women wear watches? There is a clock on the oven.

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

Apple isn't hiring anymore.

Because they ran outta Jobs............

 

[UnderFire 10+ year member]

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked.

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

What do you call a nasty b*tch?

A girl that's gave it up to everyone.

What do you call a nasty Motherf***ing b*tch?

A girl that's gave it up to everyone BUT YOU.

 

[Phoenix Risen 10+ year member]

what does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?

they can both smell it but they cant eat it.

 

[hispls 5,000+ posts]

A rabi and a priest are walking along and the priest points at a young boy and says "Wouldn't you like to f*ck him?". The Rabbi sais "Out of what?"

What's the worst thing about *** with a 6 year old? .... getting blood on your clown suit.

 

[-01limited- 10+ year member]

Why is there cotton in pill bottles? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif