just had *** with my ex, it was her bday.

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

You can still get it FYI, you just have to gather about $100 to rent a car, even poor people can get that if they got a job, lie about the size. Yeah, she'll be pretty disappointed when you return the car and have a small dick, but hey. You got some right? Cheap hookers exist too if you don't mind STDs.

cheap hookers are awesome bro

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

numbs her brownspot area so it don't hurt as much.

i us coke. shit works wonders.

 

[speedyjuarez Premium Member]

Things basement virgins say for $400, Alex.

Speak from experience?

 

[speedyjuarez Premium Member]

Not really into the butt ***, but I do enjoy licking a clean shaven one.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Not really into the butt ***, but I do enjoy licking a clean shaven one.

hold on, give me a sec to do some manscaping

 

[speedyjuarez Premium Member]

hold on, give me a sec to do some manscaping

I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

lol, ive seen that pic

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

lana?!
Takes time and slowly.

There's some lana lube that numbs her brownspot area so it don't hurt as much.

Thanks for the info!

I definitely need to get some before I meet your daughter

i us coke. shit works wonders.

"I'mma put cocaine in your ass. I'mma put my dick in yo ass"- Stitches

Watch it:



Faggot

 

[speedyjuarez Premium Member]

Faggot

I remember when I 17, you got big boy hair yet?

 

[big scott]

Thanks for the info!
I definitely need to get some before I meet your daughter

"I'mma put cocaine in your ass. I'mma put my dick in yo ass"- Stitches

Watch it:

I remember when I 17, you got big boy hair yet?

big boy hair *****... lol

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

im downloading that song, LOVE IT....... lol

Lol, yes. "Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm your daddy now!"

Faggot
I remember when I 17, you got big boy hair yet?

Yes. I have to get the hedge trimmers out once a week

 

[big scott]

LOVE IT....

people are going to love me , bumping to that going down the road.....lol

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

DJ slowfets made a slowed version. I forget which zip

 

[big scott]

so shitt really. dam..

is that song old?

i never heard it before.