Just a little prick...

[maseyferguson05 10+ year member]

One and it was ****ing terrible. She was hurting so much i told her to just keep giving me a handy. *****.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

I tried to poke into one, but I just couldn't get it in there with out her crying like a little bish. And it would not fit at all. She tried to **** it, but she didnt do a good job so I just had her jack me off until I splatted on her face.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

As exact opposite of what they say in the movie KIDS, I hate Virgins... they're awkward.

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

1

Several missed opportunities

1. Her big bro asked me if I wanted to phuck his sister. She was willing, just too awkward

2.Some little horny **** at a hotel party in a jacuzzi. Too many people were in the tub and I got stagefright.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

3. Met a bish on an amtrack train. She was 100% dike (but a solid 7.5) and her gf was a fat nasty bish.

I acted like I wanted them both so I could band the decent one, but she got skurred when it came down to it (don't blame her, I stuck one finger in there and it was so tight and wet I think she'da split upon entry.) Making out w/ fat bish for nothing FTL //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

The real question is how many people will bullshit

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

None.

 

[strypersux 10+ year member]

1, she was a real fatty too.

same, really sad moment in my life the next morning after i realized what i did

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

The real question is how many people will bullshit

Well, I have to agree with most others here in the thread. In my limited numbers of encounters, they weren't that much fun. Not something to really brag about.

 

[goingdef 10+ year member]

no fun do you stomp a brand new car off the lot no you take your time and enjoy something that no one else has ever even popped the hood on! Hey bro want to see my brand new porsche engine=hell yes! Hey bro want to see my used 1996 ford mustang 3.6=no thanks

yes it's a little awkward at first and duh there tight as hell it's brand ****in new, enjoy the fact that you can say to every guy you see her with past that hows my dick taste or hey you know that thing she does with her tongue I taught her that.

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

4. 3 of them are complete *****s now

 

[gymfreak101 10+ year member]

1 , my wife I have wrecked it though over the last 5 years but its not in the junkyard yet.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

none

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

uno

 

[Slim_Shady]

WTF is that chubby doing in the background of tb's avatar

 

[bunkerking09 10+ year member]

WTF is that chubby doing in the background of tb's avatar

smackin teh ***