jesus was hit by lightning

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

He was too busy just keeping his head above water.

Not my problem. Dude told everyone he can walk on water. Where is your god now?

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Not my problem. Dude told everyone he can walk on water. Where is your god now?

He didn't tell everyone, He simply did it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Peter walked on water for a short time as well...freaked out and started sinking. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

God is spelled with a capital "G" bro. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Thus endeth the bible lesson for today. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wave.gif.002382ce7d7c19757ab945cc69819de1.gif

Oh yeah, and snoop ("Pics or it didn't happen"), Jesus loves you too...no pics required. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Oh yeah, and snoop ("Pics or it didn't happen"), Jesus loves you too...no pics required. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif

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[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Jesus loves you too...no pics required. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsup.gif.3287b36ca96645a13a43aff531f37f02.gif

nothin happens here if it aint no pics //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

jesus or not, this is ca.com

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Not my problem. Dude told everyone he can walk on water. Where is your god now?

Who said it was my god?

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

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Jesus is watchin' (and lovin') you bro. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

nothin happens here if it aint no pics //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
jesus or not, this is ca.com

Ye ask and ye shall receive...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, a pic of my man, the Son of God.

 

[mossberg385t 10+ year member]

Praise the LAWD jeebus christAH for he is our LAWD and saviorAH he shall smite the souls of the wickedAH

Also if this Jeebus guy knows the plan of our life and everything the will ever happen before it happens etc, would he not also know whether or not we believe in him, why should i care then? I should just not give a **** about anything and let Jeebus take care of everything because he cares about me and has a plan for me. COCAINE!

some of the fiberglass they were fishing out of the pond

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

I will leave you with this thought for the day son:

Eternity (aka Forever) is an awfully long time...you sure you wanna take the chance? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Eternity (aka Forever) is an awfully long time...you sure you wanna take the chance? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hide.gif.2d479cfd917eedfe201353b91522ceab.gif

not so, Infinity is...and they make speakers too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

not so, Infinity is...and they make speakers too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Yea eternity was a audiobahn moofer I think

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Terminator Jesus is badass.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

not so, Infinity is...and they make speakers too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Eternity - No beginning and no end

Infinity - A definite beginning and no end (and they make speakers)

Not the same. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[mossberg385t 10+ year member]

Eternity - No beginning and no endInfinity - A definite beginning and no end (and they make speakers)

Not the same. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Religion was a good explanation for scientific happenings in nature before technology had developed enough to explain them, lightning is not thrown down by a god, and proteins can be formed randomly in an electric cloud of hydrogen carbon and oxygen. WTF now?

I think ill take my chances with science decay at my own pace.

Also Jeebus knows that I am taking this chance because he has my life planned out for me, no?

PRAISE JEEBUS

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Yea eternity was a audiobahn moofer I think

Nope. Close, but it was the Abahn Immortal.