Is snooping on spouse wrong?

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

(Talking)Aww, look at daddy's baby girl. It's daddy's baby, little sleepy head.

Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you.

How did you get so big? Can't believe it, now you're two.

Hailie you're so precious, daddy's so proud of you.

SIT DOWN *****, YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

(Rapping)

Don't make me wake this baby, she don't need to see what I'm 'bout to do.

Quit crying *****, why you always make me shout at you?

How could you, just leave me and love him out the blue.

Aww, what's the matter Kim, am i too loud for you?

Too bad *****, you're gonna finally hear me out this time.

At first I'm like, aight, you wanna throw me out that's fine.

But not for him to take my place, are you outcha mind?

This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!

How could you let him sleep in our bed?

Look at Kim, look at your husband now, I SAID LOOK AT HIM, he ain't so hot now is he?

little punk.

Kim: Why are you doing this?

Eminem: SHUT THE **** UP

Kim: You're drunk, you're never gonna get away with this

Eminem: You think I give a ****? Come on, were going for a ride *****.

Kim: NO!

Eminem: Sit up front

Kim: We can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?

Eminem: We'll be right back, well I will, you'll be in the trunk.

Chorus:

So long, ***** you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on,

living in this world without you.

So long, ***** you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on,

living in this world without you.

You really ****ed me Kim, you really did a number on me.

Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to haunt me.

But we was kids then Kim, i was only 18

That was years ago, i thought we wiped the slate clean.

That's ****ed up!

Kim: I love you.

Eminem: Oh god, my brain is racin'.

Kim: I love you.

Eminem: What are you doing, change the station, i hate this song.

Does this look like a big joke?

There's a four year old little boy laying dead with a slit throat in your

living room.

HA HA, what? You think I'm kidding you? You loved him didn't you?

Kim: NO!

Eminem: Bullshit you *****, don't ****ing lie to me.

What the ****'s this guys problem on the side of me?

**** you *******, yeah, bite me.

Kim,

KIM! Why don't you like me?

You think i'm ugly don't you?

Kim: It's not

Eminem: No, you think i'm ugly

Kim: Baby

Eminem: Get the **** away from me.

Don't touch me.

I hate you, i hate you, i swear to god i hate you.

Oh my god, i love you.

How the **** could you do this to me?

Kim: I'm sorry.

Eminem: How the **** could you do this to me?

(Chorus)

Eminem: Come on, get out

Kim: I can't, i'm scared.

Eminem: I said get out *****.

Kim: Let go of my hair! Please don't do this baby.

Please, i love you.

Look, we can just take Hailie and leave.

Eminem: **** you, you did this to us, you did it, it's your fault.

Oh my god, i'm crackin' up, get a grip MARSHALL.

Hey, remember that time we went to Brian's party?

And you were like, so drunk you threw up all over Archie?

That was funny wasn't it?

Kim: Yes

Eminem: THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT?

Kim: YES!

Eminem: See it all makes sense doesn't it?

You and your husband have a fight,

one of you trys to grab a knife and during the struggle he accidentally get his adams apple sliced.

And while this is going on his son has woke up and he walks in, she panics and he gets his throat cut.

So now they're both dead and you slashed your own throat so now its double homicide,

and *******, with no note.

I should've known better.

When you started to act weird, we could of, HEY, where you going, get back

here! You can't run from me Kim, it's just us, nobody else.

You're only making this harder on yourself.

HAHA, gotcha! Go ahead, yell

Here I'll scream with you,

AHH SOMEBODY HELP.

Don't you get it *****?

No one can hear you, now shut the **** up and get what's coming to you.

You were supposed to love me.

Now bleed *****, bleed!

BLEED ***** BLEED!

BLEED!

(Chorus)

wonder how much of that will get *** out lol

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Dude, it was Christmas. No one wants to be alone at Christmas. Or New Year's for that matter. I feel certain that she found somoeone to do her.

Hopefully you will home by Valentine's Day and you will be the one sexing her up this time!!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Hopefully you will home by Valentine's Day and you will be the one sexing her up this time!!

Or otherwise you'll be there to deliver her the big chocolate cannoli, right?

 

[Slim_Shady]

Then slit her throat and put her in the trunk.
Maybe even write song about it.

I like the way you think dawg

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Or otherwise you'll be there to deliver her the big chocolate cannoli, right?

If no me, then someone will. It's hard to believe this guy thinks his wife is going to refrain form *** during his entire deployment.

 

[t1990le 10+ year member]

Well, I emailed her the very first text from him, saying that she was the one that called and wanted him to come see her. She blew up at me, saying he is lying and making shit up, and that I am snooping and need to stay out of her shit.

You and her are married now, both of you are supposed to be united as one. All of her shit is yours and all of your shit is hers. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I see it all of the time. New military couples come in to buy pool chemicals, husband gets deployed, wife comes in with some guy that's not her husband. 6 months - 1 year later the husband comes in to return his chlorine jugs because he no longer has a pool as he's moving - and he no longer wears a wedding ring. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

I see it all of the time. New military couples come in to buy pool chemicals, husband gets deployed, wife comes in with some guy that's not her husband. 6 months - 1 year later the husband comes in to return his chlorine jugs because he no longer has a pool as he's moving - and he no longer wears a wedding ring. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

and she spent all his money while he was deployed.

I seened it too.

Womens can't be trusted.

 

[NWI_#73 10+ year member]

Women will ALWAYS make it seem like it's your fault when you question them. They have a way of turning shit on you always.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Hopefully you do not have any kids and can dump that ***** when you get back. I know you said you would never leave her for any reason dude but trust me why would you want to let yourself be a chump?

On that note you are probably still fairly young and chicks love service men so you have boatloads of tang you can go out and poke, I would never stay in a relationship or join the service while married it is just a failboat waiting to sink.

 

[Slim_Shady]

Hopefully you do not have any kids and can dump that ***** when you get back. I know you said you would never leave her for any reason dude but trust me why would you want to let yourself be a chump?
On that note you are probably still fairly young and chicks love service men so you have boatloads of tang you can go out and poke, I would never stay in a relationship or join the service while married it is just a failboat waiting to sink.

Agreed

Normally I would say if she really loves you it may be worth trying to work it out, but the amount of doubt you display in her leads me to believe there was never anything there.

The death threats I recommended earlier will make you feel better and prepare you mentally for when you have to tell that bish she has to hit the road

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

Baby your da-da loves you (hey)And I'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens

You're all I got in this world

I would never give you up for nothin

Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me

I love you

C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach

Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat

Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk

Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk

Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin

But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women

that do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit

Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)

And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?

Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)

And mama said she wants to show how far she can float

And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat

It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin

dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt

Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water

and me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

Just the two of us.. (2X)

And when we ride!

Just the two of us.. (2X)

Just you and I!

Just the two of us.. (2X)

And when we ride!

Just the two of us.. (2X)

Just you and I!

See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell

A place called prison and a place called jail

And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one

Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson

And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)

Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better

I'll explain it to ya

But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad

She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad

But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out

Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)

I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?

Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?

Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee

Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty

Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water

Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

Just the two of us.. (2X)

And when we ride!

Just the two of us.. (2X)

Just you and I!

Just the two of us.. (2X)

And when we ride!

Just the two of us.. (2X)

Just you and I!

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway

we're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier

Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea

Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)

That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry

Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake

Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)

We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock

Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..

One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)

There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta

No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order

No more step-da-da, no more new brother

Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)

Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk

But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

Just the two of us.. (2X)

And when we ride!

Just the two of us.. (2X)

Just you and I!

Just the two of us.. (2X)

And when we ride!

Just the two of us.. (2X)

Just you and I!

Just the two of us.. (4X)

[Eminem]

Just me and you baby

is all we need in this world

Just me and you

Your da-da will always be there for you

Your da-da's always gonna love you

Remember that

If you ever need me I will always be here for you

If you ever need anything, just ASK

Da-da will be right there

Your da-da loves you

I love you baby

Yup

 

[Slim_Shady]

Dam straight

 

[intence 10+ year member]

no. call up that show cheaters