I'm going to toast a bagel... ask me anything

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever driven by a flock of sheep on the highway and gotten a boner?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

Have you ever used your wifes/moms tweezers as a roach clip and gotten yelled at because you burnt the ends of them?

nope I don't smoke

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

Have you ever shit in the woods?

Does a fish piss in water?

Have you ever driven by a flock of sheep on the highway and gotten a boner?

no, but if I did i can guarantee the Love Stick would be erect

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

what happens when you divide zero?

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever beat off into your hand and accidentally eaten all of your jizz?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

what happens when you divide zero?

This

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

Have you ever beat off into your hand and accidentally eaten all of your jizz?

nope I always aim for the wall

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever shit in the woods?

LIKE A BEAR?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

LIKE A BEAR?

my poop is more analogous to an elephant than a bear

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

That's massive yo!

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

does it burn when you pee?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

does it burn when you pee?

nope, I'm clean

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

what do you put in a wooden barrel to make it lighter?

 

[Terranova 10+ year member]

How do you prevent anul seapage?

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?