I'm going to toast a bagel... ask me anything

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

have you ever used a turkey baster or one of these

to stick in your pee hole and try to pump air in your testicles?

Did it hurt?

Dude that hurt.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

The ****?

I don't know, but I answered it anyway //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I make big money, I drive big cars. Everybody knows me, it's like im a movie star!

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

have you ever used a turkey baster or one of these

to stick in your pee hole and try to pump air in your testicles?

Did it hurt?

I have to say that no, I have never used one. If somebody came up to me and threatened to use it on me in that manner, I would probably have a heart attack on the spot

 

[Toone 10+ year member]

The ****?

Thats what im working on at work lol figured i would ask //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

but late at night, something aint right

I feel im being tailed by the same sucka's headlights.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

I make big money, I drive big cars. Everybody knows me, it's like im a movie star!

I know you... but it's only because you can do the hair trick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

da womenz like da hairz trizickzors.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

but late at night, something aint rightI feel im being tailed by the same sucka's headlights.

You guys should hang out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD21JDMp86c

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I cant watch teh youboob at work //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

have you ever dipped a pipe cleaner in this

and ran down your piss chute a few times?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

have you ever dipped a pipe cleaner in this

and ran down your piss chute a few times?

nope can't say that i have.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

I cant watch teh youboob at work //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

it was Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever used your wifes/moms tweezers as a roach clip and gotten yelled at because you burnt the ends of them?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever shit in the woods?