I'm going to toast a bagel... ask me anything

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

does your mom's labia look like mud flaps on a semi or a piece of chewed up grape bubble gum?

I haven't seen it in 21 years, I do not know.

Are you gonna njizm on the bagel and eat it?

Hadn't planned on it

Are you going to have *** with said bagel? Maybe add your own cream cheese to it?

Nah, probably not.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

Pics of gf?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

have you ever heard your mom screaming, through your bedroom wall, while she gets double teamed by some gang bangers?

Fortunately I have not

Could you pose as a girl, post hot pictures so I could scan a 50 page thread to kill some time till I have to go to town?

I can't find the cable for my camera right now, so there is no way I can upload pics, but maybe you could use this as a substitute?



It's a thumbnail, you can click it to make it bigger

did you know, you grandma once did ATM with a ninja?

I was blissfully unaware

Did it hurt when he firts put it in you???

Can't say I remember that ever happening

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

hahahaha

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

It seems you lead a relatively boring life, would you say that this is true?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Toast a Bagel? Like setup a banquet of hundereds of the bagel's closest friends and make fun of it ?

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[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

How many cocks have been up your ***?

none, although Hoss has offerred

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Toast a Bagel? Like setup a banquet of hundereds of the bagel's closest friends and make fun of it ?
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Do you mean Roast?

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

do you like to sit on the toilet and while taking a really stubborn shit, wait for the terd push out a bit, not quite past the point of no return, then squeeze your ******* closed a make the terd shoot back inside?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

Pics of gf?

Currently single

It seems you lead a relatively boring life, would you say that this is true?

Nope not at all. I just woke up from a nap and I have work soon. After work I plan to participate in some not-so-boring drinking activities with my friends

Toast a Bagel? Like setup a banquet of hundereds of the bagel's closest friends and make fun of it ?
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That would be a roast, this is a toast

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

should i use sundown e8s for my midbass?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

do you like to sit on the toilet and while taking a really stubborn shit, wait for the terd push out a bit, not quite past the point of no return, then squeeze your ******* closed a make the terd shoot back inside?

Prairie doggin it?

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Prairie doggin it?

werd son

 

[Toone 10+ year member]

How do i get links to save instead of opening without making people right click and save as?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

do you like to sit on the toilet and while taking a really stubborn shit, wait for the terd push out a bit, not quite past the point of no return, then squeeze your ******* closed a make the terd shoot back inside?

Most of my bowel movements are rather violent and shoot out of my rectum at a high velocity, thus making this act a physical impossibility