I'm going to toast a bagel... ask me anything

[atoz350 10+ year member]

I don't get it. This is what I always get when I divide zero...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

what do you put in a wooden barrel to make it lighter?

helium.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

none. Chuck Norris got mad that the wood chuck had a poem written about him and roundhouse kicked him in the face

I don't get it. This is what I always get when I divide zero...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

that wasnt really a question

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

Does a fish piss in water?

I dunno... does a fish piss in water?

Have you ever beat off into your hand and accidentally eaten all of your jizz?

How could that be an accident?

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

have you ever used a turkey baster or one of these

to stick in your pee hole and try to pump air in your testicles?

Did it hurt?

HAHAHAHA OMFG

That made me hurt from laughing. AWESOME!

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHAHA OMFG
That made me hurt from laughing. AWESOME!

thats what i'm here for.....to answer some questions and pull a few laughs

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Ever used A gatorade bottle to beat off? My friend says it worked great for him, then i looked at the lid of a gatorade bottle and it only had a diameter of about 1 inch.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

Ever used A gatorade bottle to beat off? My friend says it worked great for him, then i looked at the lid of a gatorade bottle and it only had a diameter of about 1 inch.

one time while driving I stuck my tip in and blew a load inside a bottle

 

[alvitae 10+ year member]

Isn't that **** bagel burnt up by now?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

the bagel has been previously consumed

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

Some long overdue pics:

 

[Rawr-DQ 10+ year member]

Do you have gay or bestiality **** on or off your computer?

You ever beat off to ***** gender ****?

Is your PM Box full?