I'm going to toast a bagel... ask me anything

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

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[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever been caught masturbating in the closet?

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

toast a bagel.. and not any buns

after you eat it, shall you have the runs?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

Have you ever been caught masturbating in the closet?

nope, but have been caught in the shower

toast a bagel.. and not any bunsafter you eat it, shall you have the runs?

nope, bagels seem to be pretty easy on my digestive tract

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Is your mom hot?

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

nope, but have been caught in the shower

How often do you ********** in teh closet?

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

Caught masturbating with the bagel?

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

does your mom's labia look like mud flaps on a semi or a piece of chewed up grape bubble gum?

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Are you gonna njizm on the bagel and eat it?

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

have you ever heard your mom screaming, through your bedroom wall, while she gets double teamed by some gang bangers?

 

[alvitae 10+ year member]

Could you pose as a girl, post hot pictures so I could scan a 50 page thread to kill some time till I have to go to town?

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

did you know, you grandma once did ATM with a ninja?

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

Did it hurt when he firts put it in you???

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

How many cocks have been up your ***?

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

Is your mom hot?

nope, sorry

How often do you ********** in teh closet?

never actually

Caught masturbating with the bagel?

Apple pie, yes. Bagel, no. Sometimes I like to make things interesting and I go at it with a jelly donut