I need a girl.

[DUMPED 10+ year member]

WTF are you 12 years old?

lol...he's 16 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

and he comes on here with his broke *** b$tch problems..

this is CA... you come on here with that sh$t and expect what?

to get some relationship advice //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[gymfreak101 10+ year member]

op fail

 

[loopkiller 10+ year member]

I just got me one man...it's helps a lot. Good luck with it.

Had no idea you were a *** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

I can tell you why they dump you just based on your past posts.
Firstly you are too nice, Secondly you are just not 'exciting' or interesting and just generally a bore both mentally and probably sexually.

Quit being so nice to whores and giving them everything they want and catering to their every beck and call and let them know the ***** is not made of gold and I am pretty sure you will have better results.

True that! **** ****s!

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

 

[Z-Ro 10+ year member]

Ok wtf why is every other post now about some kid lying about some girl he knows or making up a thread about a girl for attention.
SECOND OF ALL, wtf do these threads not have pics? Thunderdome is turning into a high school teen puberty hangout //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

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EVER SINCE DEERHUNT MADE A THREAD EVERY FAG WANTS TO BE "COOL" AND MAKE A THREAD

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

where the f*ck are the pics?

 

[Fiercetimbo17 10+ year member]

According to your profile your 16, you dont need to worry about a girlfriend for like 8 years, go out **** as many chicks as you can so when you finally find your lucky lady your sack skills are so refined she has no reason to dump you.

 

[Ellsworthz 10+ year member]

iv been talking to this freshman i met at a party //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

things been going good, were going on a date Saturday.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Why do you need a girl?

No one does. They just think they do.

If you're really as young as your profile says, no, you don't. **** 'em and chuck 'em at that age...


I know, he keeps that up into college, he'll be great //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

This is the best JimJ advice EVER!!!!

Oh shit Ron Jeremy.

Seriously, if you think you need a girl or you miss a girl just ********. You will feel much better and realize it was just BS.

You know that weird almost painful feeling in your gut when you meet a girl you think you might be interested in you. That is your body telling you that it already knows she is going to make your life a living hell. It is telling you to run.

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

Dra-Dra-Drama beats

Stop cheatin' girl

(It's Bobby Light)

Bobby Light so irresistable...

Bobby Light, Bobby Light...

Bobby Light...

Bobby Light, Bobby Light, Bobby Light...

[Chorus:]

Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl

(You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl)

Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl

(You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl)

Baby girl I know you're hungry for the superstar life

But let me tell you one thing, what you're doin' just ain't right

It feels so right for me, everything you do

But I know you got a man at home, deeply in love with you

You know how the saying goes girl, "What's your man got to do with me? "

So you can come over any night, I got what you neeeeed

[Chorus:]

Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl

(You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl)

Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl

(You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl)

Late at night, you're blowing up my phone

I know you're on the creep girl, how could I say no?

Bobby Light gonna do you right, your man don't have to know

I put that flash light on you ***** (Yeah) cause you're just a ho-o!

Yeah, you got a man, it's cool.

He'll be number one, I'll be number two.

As long as tonight you and me in the room, and when I turn down the lights you let me do what I do

Heyyyy

He don't know that you're cheatin', when you out of town so go down and you creepin'

Cameras all around you don't care cause you're freakin'

And later on send you home to your man leakin'

Yeah I know it ain't right, but you lookin hella good and you're just my type

After the club follow me girl if you like

Now we hangin' all night with my boy Bobby Light

[Chorus:]

Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl

(You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl)

Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl

(You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl)

Baby girl, come on! You know it just ain't right (It ain't right baby)

Ask my man Big Black what happens when you're ****in' with Bobby Light (That's right)

Two wrongs don't make a right (No it don't baby)

You messin' with that OG *****, Bobby Light (that's my Bobby Johnson baby)

This fella tastes great (Yeahhh)

Eat your *** up like a 40 ounce steak (Porterhouse *****)

Put your name on my booty plaque (Yep)

Hands on my hips as I break your back

Girl you know what's up (Mmhmm)

Bobby Light, baby all in that butt (All in that butt)

But you started all tryna creep on me (Tryna creep)

Lookin' in the Hills for that extra meat (Extra meat)

But you so so sweet (Mmhmm)

Messin' with that hot hot skateboard treat yeah

[Chorus:]

Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl

(You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl)

Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl

(You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl)

Bobby Light...

Bobby Light, Bobby Light, Bobby Light...

That's right girl...

When you see me in the club, you see that light flashin'?

That ain't security baby, that's Bobby Light...

Bobby Light, Bobby Light...

Bobby Light, Bobby Light...

Bobby Light, Bobby Light and The Chunky Boys

Kickflip on your booty, *****

 

[chingon773]

Pound Tha ******!!!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

and i officially pissed off 3 girls last night cause i am a drunk bastard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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Been there done that numerous times. Even with girlfriends.

Why do you need a girl?

To cook, clean, and fuck. What else are they good for?

X13523523523EVER SINCE DEERHUNT MADE A THREAD EVERY FAG WANTS TO BE "COOL" AND MAKE A THREAD

And they fail ridiculously.

 

[▼)Ñ╩fZΣµ& 10+ year member]

so ok what if you got bìtches to fùck but you want a nice woman