I have a piss test tomorrow v. How do I pass

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

OMG DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU ARE A STRAIGHT MAN.
WTF!

Not secure with your sexuality huh? I think you feel guilty that you've beat off to it 5 times already and are trying to cover this up.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

holy shit shut up

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[elite08 10+ year member]

certo and gatorade. camoflauges your piss for say.... It coats your insides, and doesnt let any toxins in.

Try google, there is alot of stuff to try.

 

[hoodkid 10+ year member]

lol but i drink ready clean

 

[slam 5,000+ posts]

I have a piss test tomorrow. Ive been takin tylenol and drinkin heineken lights, cuz im sick. What should I do to clean my system.







and now a word from our sponsor.

When u piss let some go in the toilet b4 in put in the cup. and dont finish in the cup. iunno if it werks but i heard of some peeps doing it to pass

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

well, if its just green you been smoking you can do what I did when I passed mine for the state prison.

step 1: Get 44oz glass

step 2: drink about 3 of these

step 3: before you drink your 4th one, add one(1) cap full of bleach to 44oz of water

step 4: drink more and more and more and more water WITHOUT BLEACH

step 5: stop drinking water about 35 mins before you take the test or before you go in.

Worked for me and I smoked pretty heavy.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Shut the fuck up you stupid stoners. He was joking.

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

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Shut the fuck up you stupid stoners. He was joking.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

well, if its just green you been smoking you can do what I did when I passed mine for the state prison.
step 1: Get 44oz glass

step 2: drink about 3 of these

step 3: before you drink your 4th one, add one(1) cap full of bleach to 44oz of water

step 4: drink more and more and more and more water WITHOUT BLEACH

step 5: stop drinking water about 35 mins before you take the test or before you go in.

Worked for me and I smoked pretty heavy.

dude bleach? wtf

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

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[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

You're black. Not passing anyway.

Preston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, I never see your cracka self around here anymore.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Man, this shit went on for a while:laugh:

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

dude bleach? wtf

I swear to it..

bleach will do no harm to you if its just a cap full..it just filters out the kidneys.

just dont drink an excess of it and you would be good.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

My tits hurt

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

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