I have a piss test tomorrow v. How do I pass

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

well that sucks. I retract my candyass remark.... My employers always give me a weekk to 10 days notice, guess their either stupid or trustworthy...

They don't want you to fail. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

what does that mean?

It means -- ah shit, I forgot what it means. I think I need to have myself tested for drugs.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

That gif is making me feel weird everytime I see it

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Which one?

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Dev: are you serious or is this thread a joke?

1) if its serious your only almost guaranteed way is a substitute. buy the "synthetic" piss you see in a smoke shop (the good shit is just dehydrated piss, not really a synthetic), and follow the directions. some will come with a heating agent as well which has to be mixed in while you're in the **** stall, others have a heating pad. i would just use the "synthetic" piss in a small squeeze bottle that you can strap to your leg without looking suspicious. and even then, just say "hey im black, i got a huge dick. not my fault"

2) if you're not serious, then i fell into the trap.

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

whats in an omni pill? supplement, you mean liek vitamin shoppe or GNC?

I dont know exactly whats in it but its what college and pro athletes are given that puff the gonja to pass the drug test. I know GNC doesn't sell them vitamin shop might but your best bet might be a local owned small shop. They also make a drink if they dont carry the pill. looks like this:

https://www.enteresp.com/store/customer/search.php?substring=omni

http://www.evitamins.com/product.asp?pid=5462

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Dev: are you serious or is this thread a joke?
1) if its serious your only almost guaranteed way is a substitute. either buy the "synthetic" piss you see in a smoke shop (the good shit is just dehydrated piss, not really a synthetic), and follow the directions.

2) if you're not serious, then i fell into the trap.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

That gif is making me feel weird everytime I see it

Have you seen the video that the gif is from? Be prepared to feel a little gay after wards.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

hahaha, ****ing t-rex

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

cut your penis off. it's a definite shot that will get you around a piss test.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

just smoke more weed... works every time.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

or have a friend shoot you in the shoulder. i believe someone posted a news article about that awhile ago...

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

or have a friend shoot you in the shoulder. i believe someone posted a news article about that awhile ago...

i thought that was to get out of work?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Didn't even see teh T-Rex until someone mentioned it lol

Have you seen the video that the gif is from? Be prepared to feel a little gay after wards.

I rather not

Thank teh lord I'm on dial up:woot:

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

i thought that was to get out of work?

the piss test was at work?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

cut your penis off. it's a definite shot that will get you around a piss test.

just smoke more weed... works every time.

wat