I have a piss test tomorrow v. How do I pass

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I have a piss test tomorrow. Ive been takin tylenol and drinkin heineken lights, cuz im sick. What should I do to clean my system.

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[Max_Power 10+ year member]

cranberry juice, but I think its a myth.... perhaps you should have planned ahead a little on this one chief.

 

[jaredspl 10+ year member]

drink probably 4-5 gallons of water with only 30 second break between gallons.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Vinegar...

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

cranberry juice, but I think its a myth.... perhaps you should have planned ahead a little on this one chief.

they called me just now and said i have to be there by 11am. I think they do that on purpose to surprise you.

 

[icpurplepplalot 5,000+ posts]

Snort a couple lines of coke, always does the trick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[DBDRAGGUY 10+ year member]

GNC has some shit, but I think you need to take at least day in advance. I have no experience with it, but I hear it works.

 

[loudmofo 5,000+ posts]

drink probably 4-5 gallons of water with only 30 second break between gallons.

that would kill you please dont try it .

p.s you cant tell a stoner //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif that he mite try it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsupwink.gif.129404938effda6ad9cca39e7f4b58a3.gif

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

niacin? Makes your skin feel like its on fire though... GL

 

[goonandbuck 10+ year member]

get a friend to piss in a condom and tape it to you leg

 

[Max_Power 10+ year member]

they called me just now and said i have to be there by 11am. I think they do that on purpose to surprise you.

well that sucks. I retract my candyass remark.... My employers always give me a weekk to 10 days notice, guess their either stupid or trustworthy...

 

[funkyab 10+ year member]

tylenol and heineken lights??? HAHAHAHAHAA.

WHO CARES!!

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

If you look sick just say it's tylenol...

You're black, they should believe you......

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[staypuff 10+ year member]

have a friend mug you then call in and say you can't make it till the next day.....

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Snort a couple lines of coke, always does the trick //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

niacin? Makes your skin feel like its on fire though... GL

what?

get a friend to piss in a condom and tape it to you leg

have you done this before?