I have a piss test tomorrow v. How do I pass

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

:sigh:

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

Drink a gallon of your buddies clean piss, works everytime for me

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

OMFG...retards.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

:sighsigh:

Wheres teh gun?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Sooo.....

Tiger Bass, hows teh wife n kids?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

No wife or kids, but I would beat them daily if any of them turned out this stupid.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

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No shit

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

With a hammer?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

This is technically a hammer

Lord forbid the beating don't work on them, I'll be forced to have as much *** as possible till I find a halfwitted broad whom is capable of producing a non stupid child.

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

Lol, can't believe this threads still getten answers.

 

[Hydrastas 10+ year member]

i don't smoke the pot but my po stuck 5 diff test sticks in my piss and they were all positive for it... was pretty gay, up until the 6th was a neg so i cleared. So you could just hope that the test they use fails, they're worthless

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

looks like a jungled mess in your trunk....

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

looks like a jungled mess in your trunk....

 

[MikeyB 5,000+ posts]

I think you would have to be an absoulte **** TARD to not realize I was joking as well...........................

 

[multimaster 10+ year member]

I'm an idiot