I am looking for an acccount sitter.

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

did you get a tshirt?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

No, its just cuz your a ****** //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

STRIKE 2!

Failure to circumvent the fucking word filters.

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

ide do it but i dont think that i would have the fucking time to put in to keep your post count up. but like was said before do be gone to long we will miss you *** around hear

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I would do it but you aren't a mod, fuck that noise.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I would do it but you aren't a mod, fuck that noise.

...or am I?

 

[squeak12 10+ year member]

I just don't have time to be serious on the internets right now.
I am looking for someone to sit my accounts and post for me so I don't lose E-cred during my stints of inactivity. Applicant must maintain my account here and on CT.

Duties will include but not be limited to.

• My PPD average, know it, love it, and live it.
  
• Engage threads you may or may not know something about with hostile postures.
  
• Pick out those with thin skin or sensitive new age personalities and ride them.
  
• Complete any and all tasks mandated by Spider Monkey or who say who.
  
• Keep hoss company and right him when he passes out face down in the pool.
  
• Be a general pain in everyone's ***.
  

Please type responses to the following and email as an attachment to quick.strikes@gmail.com

Must be double spaced and saved as .docx

name: Squeak

age: Old Enough

weight: Skinny as Shit

race: Other

• list of all known vulgarities and compound vulgarities.
  -Noobs are gay. I will be mean and pointless. Maybe get bant.
  
• list all topics you know you are an expert of.
  -Pretty much everything. I'm a badass.
  
• define serious.
  -**** you.
  
• define crossforumicating.
  -Who needs to stay on one forum when I have the entire Internetz?
  
• list all forums you have experience with.
  CA, ROE, SS, DIYMA, dormant on CT
  
• do you have a wii?
  False
  
• have you added your name to the CT wii list along with necessary friend codes?
  False ****it.
  
• how many word can you type per minute?
  More then you can afford buddy.
  
• would you have *** with Brad Pitt?
  -Threesome with Brangelina
  

No email here.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Piece of cake.

nG

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

nG

 

[justin smith 10+ year member]

Take his daily post count average and divide by 24.

51 cents a hour?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

You sure about that? He did not stipulate which account needed sitting.

I see what you did there.
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No email here.

Fail on quite a few levels.

Piece of cake.
nG

inorite

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Would the applicant have to watch as much **** and fap to it as much as you do too? I don't think my penis is quite as calloused over as yours is //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[justin smith 10+ year member]

how much an hour?

Take his daily post count average and divide by 24.

^^^^^