I am looking for an acccount sitter.

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I just don't have time to be serious on the internets right now.

I am looking for someone to sit my accounts and post for me so I don't lose E-cred during my stints of inactivity. Applicant must maintain my account here and on CT.

Duties will include but not be limited to.

• My PPD average, know it, love it, and live it.
  
• Engage threads you may or may not know something about with hostile postures.
  
• Pick out those with thin skin or sensitive new age personalities and ride them.
  
• Complete any and all tasks mandated by Spider Monkey or who say who.
  
• Keep hoss company and right him when he passes out face down in the pool.
  
• Be a general pain in everyone's ***.
  

Please type responses to the following and email as an attachment to quick.strikes@gmail.com

Must be double spaced and saved as .docx

name:

age:

weight:

race:

• list of all known vulgarities and compound vulgarities.
   
  
• list all topics you know you are an expert of.
   
  
• define serious.
   
  
• define crossforumicating.
   
  
• list all forums you have experience with.
   
  
• do you have a wii?
   
  
• have you added your name to the CT wii list along with necessary friend codes?
   
  
• how many word can you type per minute?
   
  
• would you have *** with Brad Pitt?
  

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[justin smith 10+ year member]

wow

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

grammar ftl //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[JuicyJeff 10+ year member]

how much an hour?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

wow

I know right? It's the opportunity of a lifetime.

how much an hour?

You won't be paying per hour. Spider Monkey is willing to let the winning applicant do it for a one time installment of $20.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

$20 isn't enough cheddar in this cash strapped economy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

should be enough for Spider Monkey to point you in the right direction

 

[Lonnie 10+ year member]

This is a joke right?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

There is no joking in the Thunderdome.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

This is a joke right?

Obviously if you don't even realize I am serious business then you clearly don't have a shot at this, n00b.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

In fact I would like to throw a suggestion on the floor to give Lonnie 1 day out for that stupid post.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

• define serious.
  

This is a joke right?

Obviously if you don't even realize I am serious business then you clearly don't have a shot at this, n00b.

In fact I would like to throw a suggestion on the floor to give Lonnie 1 day out for that stupid post.

That's serious!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Someone is doing their homework.

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

So be myself. No thanks

 

[basebalz13 10+ year member]

cool