How many times have you been pulled over?

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I have gotten pulled over way more than I can remember.
Most haven't been my fault. Some guy with dreads driving a bmw ftl //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

whys that?

0 times pulled over.. but once when I was sitting at the police station while my dad was getting my brother's car outta impound.. I had an ******* cop roll up behind the parking space with lights on in his undercover Explorer and tell me my tint was illegal.. and he also warned me to wear my seatbelt Even though I was PARKED with the Car Off!!
Then he goes into this big spill about window tint and has this tint checking machine and says I have 13%.. that 35 is legal and blah blah.. then he runs over to where my dad just got the car out of impound and tells him the tint on that is illegal and roll the window down to be checked.. Well the windows were shorted and wouldnt roll sown so Mr law enforcent is getting pissed and messes with every botton on My Bros truck doors.. and after he realizes it he says well imma let you slide this time.. So my dad asks him about his Undercover Explorer's windows and he says it IS legal and checks if to prove so... 10%!!! then he goes into how he has a police dog part time and BS.. Dude was a douche.. and I had just my car THAT AFTERNOON.. bad luck huh

I knew I wasnt the only one to have this happen to them!!!!

****ing cop gave me a ticket for sitting outside of my cousins job waiting for her to come out. Car was running and my seatbelt was off. IF im behind the wheel with my car on I have to have my seatbelt on. It isnt a moving violation, but wtf, come on. I guess its the assumption thing, like if you are drunk but sitting in your car with the keys, they assumed you drove. Such bullshit.

No points or anything but $35. I hate city cops so much.

 

[One Bad MOFO 10+ year member]

3 times in 2 years, first one was the worst and was less than 6 months after I got my licence...

1. Speeding 42 in a 20 in a school zone, w/ 3 other people in the car (you can only have one w/ your probationary here), all without seatbelts... $282 fine

2. Speeding 50 in a 30... $80ish I was going prolly 65 before I saw the cop, he was cool though and made the ticket for 10 over

3. Ummm foot spasms is what the cop called it... I was gunning it next to btlking over and over, and apparently there was an unmarked cop behind me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif the cop made fun of btl's car then asking if "I really needed to try to prove that I could beat that car" just got a warning for that one...

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i ran over a girls hood after i got my 5% put on at like 11:30 at night, drunk..and one of the few times i smoked. not cool.
all cuz my gf was cold and made me put the windows up..

Wait, what?

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

right on. it kinda sucks during the summer..dying in 110 heat and getting into water that is..62 degrees year round iirc? surprising all the old people dont die
i always wanted to jump off the big enbankment like 40 feet in the air into the boil (or is that deleon springs?!)

Na, blue springs is 72 all year long....but you are right about the enbankment, although they throw you out for that one.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Wait, what?

i know. it was a few days after i got my tint put on..and i always drive with my windows open. so i wasnt used to driving at night with the tint yet..it was winter..gf was cold..so i put the windows up. car was at a stop sign..i was turning..didnt see her stopped there through the tint..turned into her, rear tire jumped up over her front end and ran over her hood

dodge dakota: 1

chrysler sebring: 0

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Na, blue springs is 72 all year long....but you are right about the enbankment, although they throw you out for that one.

still..72 during the 110 degree summer feels like the ****ing arctic.

i know..but it would make a sweet picture

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

What about the drunk and high part?

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

What about the drunk and high part?

left a friends house..had a few drinks.

and that was once of the maybe 4 times ive smoked.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Too many times to remember over the years, but I remember a few

Going 102 in a 55, $300+ ticket

Going 85 in a 55, $200+ ticket

Those are both off my record and have been for years and I have a clean record.

In January I slid off an icy road and the cop gave me a sobriety test, which I failed with a .11, but since I needed a tow truck to get me out of the snow he let me go and had the tow truck dood drive me home. LOL I even had to ask him if I could take a leak behind the tow truck cause I couldn't hold it anymore

About a month ago I was stopped for running a stop sign and got a warning for that, but he also gave me a sobriety test and I failed again with a .118, but he let me leave and go back to my party which was just down the street. I drank water for an hour, walked to my car and drove home.

The second time I think the only reason I got off was cause my license is out of date and he asked for my new address and phone number which I told him without hesitation, stuttering or messing anything up.

I have since been much more careful with my drinking and driving.

 

[RipDaJacka]

I have since been much more careful with my drinking and driving.

almost sigworthy

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Too many times to remember over the years, but I remember a few
Going 102 in a 55, $300+ ticket

Going 85 in a 55, $200+ ticket

Those are both off my record and have been for years and I have a clean record.

In January I slid off an icy road and the cop gave me a sobriety test, which I failed with a .11, but since I needed a tow truck to get me out of the snow he let me go and had the tow truck dood drive me home. LOL I even had to ask him if I could take a leak behind the tow truck cause I couldn't hold it anymore

About a month ago I was stopped for running a stop sign and got a warning for that, but he also gave me a sobriety test and I failed again with a .118, but he let me leave and go back to my party which was just down the street. I drank water for an hour, walked to my car and drove home.

The second time I think the only reason I got off was cause my license is out of date and he asked for my new address and phone number which I told him without hesitation, stuttering or messing anything up.

I have since been much more careful with my drinking and driving.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

left a friends house..had a few drinks.
and that was once of the maybe 4 times ive smoked.

Youre lucky you didnt get arrested homie, and that the accident wasnt too bad. hahaha

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Youre lucky you didnt get arrested homie, and that the accident wasnt too bad. hahaha

i know. the girl i ran over was from a big university here..and it was one of the streets running right between the dorms and the soccer field. i got out, she got out, and before i even started the "uhh..sorry i ran over your car" speech she got out yelling "NO COPS! NO COPS! IM DRUNK!"

so the day after we met up and i gave her $400 cash. never heard from her again. and fixed my truck in the driveway. (tech school: automotive collision repair ftmfw!)

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

left a friends house..had a few drinks.
and that was once of the maybe 4 times ive smoked.

i know. the girl i ran over was from a big university here..and it was one of the streets running right between the dorms and the soccer field. i got out, she got out, and before i even started the "uhh..sorry i ran over your car" speech she got out yelling "NO COPS! NO COPS! IM DRUNK!"
so the day after we met up and i gave her $400 cash. never heard from her again. and fixed my truck in the driveway. (tech school: automotive collision repair ftmfw!)

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif if she woulda jumped out saying that. I woulda been like nah i have to call the cops bullshit acting sober......... then you wouldnt have been out $400 haha.

 

[HitManSE 10+ year member]

Im not even going to attempt remembering the dates, but ill try to remember them all. Ill only include the ones that pissed me the hell off and made me laugh later. In no particular order..

1)Once when I was heading home from work, stuck at work 30min late because my battery died (16 at the time) had to wait for a battery, finally changed that. Now its 7pm+ getting dark and I should have been home over an hr ago, im pissed.

Figured screw taking the main roads, too much traffic so I take a back road, turn into into the street and less then 200 ft on that road a cop literally walks into the middle of the road, in the direct path of my car... im wondiner wtf //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

So I stopped, figured running him over wasnt a good idea. He walks upto my window, pulls a clipboard out of his *** and hands me a ticket for going 41, in a 25. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif Since I was still pissed from being late, plus being 16, I went off on him. Told him something like "you've gotta be ****in kidding me? if I wanted to speed id be going 60+, Im late leaving work, I finally fix the car and now this shit!?!... I should have ran your *** over" Lucky for me he had patience and laughed it off.

2 17 at the time, coming back from a late night out with 5 ppl in the car. We had an open beer (no I wasnt drunk) in the back, there was weed & a pipe in the car (not mine, but the passenger's in the front) and for some retarded reason I figured nows a good time to drive 110+ mph... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif anyway, after about 30 sec going that fast I see lights behind me, oh joy! I didnt expect that! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Well, im in the fast lane, the middle lane is congested, and after about 1 min driving & looking for a spot to pull over I cant find an opening. Mind you my signal is on all this time, it feels like an eternity since the lights went on, im panicking because the cop probably thinks im trying to run, and to make matters worst everyone in the car is dying laughing and the guy in the passenger seat decides its a good time to smoke some weed so he lights up a bowl... while the cop is behind me... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif now im really losing my mind.

I figured, ok screw it, ill just pull over on the left lane ( //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif ) I start slowing down, still signaling towards the right. When I got down to 50 the road went away and turned to gravel... great just what I needed. Now the car is sliding and im trying NOT to hit the median. The beer spills in the back, the car smells like weed, and I found an air freshener that I emptied out when the car finally came to a stop, and I made everyone light up a cig to cover up the smell.

The cops walk over and I put the window down, smoke pours out and it smelled like pinefreshbeertaboccoweed. He asked me wth I was doing, im still panicking and offered him a cigarette. Mentioned I was going 92 (I was going 110+ so I wasnt about to argue), he ran all our IDs and to my disbelief let us go... just a warning. Im sure they let me go because they were probably laughing their ***'s off at what happened but I still dont understand why. Not complaining though.

I have more, but enough typing.