Help me make an excuse please!!! :)

[Jakeeck 10+ year member]

ok so im at uni right now and i had to take an online exam on friday... we could have taken it any time on friday from 8 am to 11:59 pm.. i COMPLETELY forgot about it until today and now i need to email my professor with a GREAT excuse.

id like to stay away from the family emergency, death in the family type thing.

the best one i thought of was this:

i say that i couldnt log into the schools website and then i tried to email him about it when it happened but yahoo wouldnt let me log into my email either.. no sites would log in.. any sites that i try to log into, it just goes back to the original page as if i were refreshing the page and it wont let me log in.. then today i finally found the problem. i had to delete all cookie and temporary internet files and then it let me login.

only downfall to that excuse is he might ask why i didnt try another computer or go to the library or somethin

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[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Tell him you had been waiting for your AIDS test results and you were crushed when you got the results Friday morning and just totally forgot about it while calling doctors to schedule treatments.

 

[wasted ink 10+ year member]

Tell him your dog ate it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[tacovic 10+ year member]

where do you go to school

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

It's got to be something sincere and most likely embarrassing for validity.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

be unique....walk up to him like a man and say "I could lie but the truth is i plain forgot"

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Start hitting yourself and go fall down the stairs, proceed to tell him you got your ass beat since your a bitch and say you were in the hospital.

 

[shakinghorizons]

Say your router fried. Or your little brother or sister or someone went and messed with your internet setting as wouldn't load anything, so you had to stay on the phone all day with a technician to find the problem. . .//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Tehgregzor 10+ year member]

send him a picture of your girlfreind. That ugly ***** will make him forget all about your assignment.

 

[imfrumthawest 10+ year member]

tell him you'll **** him off. it always worked for your mother. pow right in the kisser!!!

 

[Bass Addict 10+ year member]

be unique....walk up to him like a man and say "I could lie but the truth is i plain forgot"

best answer

 

[Jakeeck 10+ year member]

maybe i could say one of my good friends got into a car accident so i was at the hospital all of friday and saturday.. then for validity i could search for an illinois hospital on google and give him a random *** hospital name.. so id be saying

dear professor, this past friday a good friend of mine from illinois got into a pretty serious car accident so on friday and saturday i was with him at (random *** hospital name).. i would appreciate it if i could get a retake or an alternative version of the test.

(with proper grammar of course)

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

be unique....walk up to him like a man and say "I could lie but the truth is i plain forgot"

this

unless your teacher is a complete dick, if this is the first time youve done something like this with him, chances are he'll let you off.

 

[ace_800 5,000+ posts]

^Be a man, I FORGOT...../thread

 

[Jakeeck 10+ year member]

this

unless your teacher is a complete dick, if this is the first time youve done something like this with him, chances are he'll let you off.

its the first test we had in his class he doesnt even know me.. i dont think that would work