Help me make an excuse please!!! :)

[imfrumthawest 10+ year member]

tell him you plain forgot, then **** him off! you sick fukk.

 

[Jakeeck 10+ year member]

^Be a man, I FORGOT...../thread

unfortunately manning up just isnt going to get me a retake.. i just dont see it happening.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

its the first test we had in his class he doesnt even know me.. i dont think that would work

way to make it through college....by lying to strangers. Be a fukking man and face the consequences. If you can't even remember to take a test, good luck when you get a job where they depend on you!

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

holy double post

 

[Jakeeck 10+ year member]

way to make it through college....by lying to strangers. Be a fukking man and face the consequences. If you can't even remember to take a test, good luck when you get a job where they depend on you!

this is the first time ive had to take a test online.. if its in a class obviously id be able to take it.. dont tell me uve never forgotten to do something and lied about it

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Tell him you got a condom stuck in your *** and you were stuck at the hospital all night/morning.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

this is the first time ive had to take a test online.. if its in a class obviously id be able to take it.. dont tell me uve never forgotten to do something and lied about it

no i never had....i'm a man, i fess up when when i screw up...which is very very rarely. I'm ex military..we don't make excuses

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

Tell him you had been waiting for your AIDS test results and you were crushed when you got the results Friday morning and just totally forgot about it while calling doctors to schedule treatments.

id go with this one

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

I will let you in on a secret. He will know you are lieing. Just tell him you were really busy, and forgot. Say you are trying to be responsible, and get your shit done. I will bet he lets you take it.

If he doesn't seem willing offer to let him grade you on a curve so the best you can get is like 95%????

Honestly, they really like to see people make an effort and if you messed up shit happens.

 

[scarolinablazin 10+ year member]

you're gonna fail asshat

 

[funkyab 10+ year member]

Why not just go to the doctor.. TODAY and have a discharge receipt from your visit. He can not ask why you were at the doctor but the fact that you did indeed indicates a medical problem over the last couple of days.

Jeeze... that was always my get out of jail free card when I was an undergrad!!

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

its the first test we had in his class he doesnt even know me.. i dont think that would work

worked for me in physics. Was my first lab though, i forgot to turn it in //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[ZeroSktr56 10+ year member]

I have actually done the "I just plain forgot" excuse for an online test and it actually worked. She *****ed me out and all that but I got to take the test. Go ahead and try it.

 

[MkKin420 10+ year member]

Seriously, just tel em flat out that you forgot and that you would like another chance to take the test. The worst that will happen is you wont be able to take the test and you will have to face any resulting consequences. Might as well go out like a man instead of acting like a puss about it. Hell, maybe he'll be like, ok since you came to me about it and didn't bullshit me you can re-take it. If not at least you didn't puss out and come up wit some lame *** excuse.

 

[Alpineforever 10+ year member]

I forgot to show up for a spanish test last semester. I told my professor the truth, that I had slept in and he let me re-take it on my own time. A lot of adults will respect you more when you tell them the truth than when you just straight up try and lie to them.

Or your professor may say something like "time to grow up and face the consequences, maybe next time you'll take your education a little more seriously."