Cavalier > Minivan, at least if you are young guy - you are more likely seen/accepted to be driving a cavalier type car, but if you are driving a minivan well, I'm thinking either you borrowed your moms, got it handed down from your mom... or are a little feggish....
Not saying cavaliers are anything special, because they aren't, but I'd take one in a heartbeat over a soccermom van. I dont care if it is comfortable, gets 40mpg and gives you a blowjob while you drive - it's still a fukin minivan...