had an epiphany about Chevy Cavaliers.

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Chevy Cavaliers **** ***. Seriously.

Have you ever met someone that says, "Man! I love my Cavalier! It's so reliable, it gets great gas mileage, and it looks great!"

No.

Every Cavalier owner I've ever met hates their car. Every single one. They all complain that it's unreliable, the interior's falling apart, it gets bad gas mileage, it looks crappy and has no power.

I've also noticed that every single Cavalier on the road has dents and scratches on it. And I think I've figured out why. Only a shithead would buy a car that looks crappy, drives crappily, is unreliable, and isn't durable. So, since shitheads are buying the Cavaliers, that means shitheads are driving cavaliers, hence all the dents and scratches, missing hubcaps and stuff.

I say all this because my friend followed me to school over the past 2 days, and her Cavy is a piece of shit. And she is a shithead.

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

interesting

 

[dewitt88 10+ year member]

Tru

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Chevy Cavaliers **** ***. Seriously.
Have you ever met someone that says, "Man! I love my Cavalier! It's so reliable, it gets great gas mileage, and it looks great!"

No.

Every Cavalier owner I've ever met hates their car. Every single one. They all complain that it's unreliable, the interior's falling apart, it gets bad gas mileage, it looks crappy and has no power.

I've also noticed that every single Cavalier on the road has dents and scratches on it. And I think I've figured out why. Only a shithead would buy a car that looks crappy, drives crappily, is unreliable, and isn't durable. So, since shitheads are buying the Cavaliers, that means shitheads are driving cavaliers, hence all the dents and scratches, missing hubcaps and stuff.

I say all this because my friend followed me to school over the past 2 days, and her Cavy is a piece of shit. And she is a shithead.

Hey *** ive got a cavalier. Its not bad besides the shitty interior and lack of power. I get 36mpg and 20 bucks get me almost a full tank. So its not bad.

wow you were right on

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

zing.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

Indeed. It happens.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

what makes it worse Jman is that the owners of the cavaliers will put import exhaust on their cavalier, morons

my friend James: "import exhaust makes it sound totally awesome Luke!"

me: "actually it makes it sound like a gaping fart sound all around town James"

 

[brendan_121212]

interesting... thanks for stating the obvious.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Those cars are about as gay as Jmanpc....

If they were as gay as Jmanpc they would come with a ***** on the seat and be painted with pink and rainbows...

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

those cars are cool.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I think they are okay cars. GM cars require the owner to actually take care and maintain the car, not just drive-and-go.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

any car is better than the shame train.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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[mike dressure 10+ year member]

piece of sh*t car it wont get you very far. its a poor mans car something to my broke *** likeings

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Buicks are nice.... And if I don't feel like driving that I always have my Crown Vic.... And if I don't feel like driving that I always have my 79 Dodge Power Wagon.... And if I don't feel like driving that I can always ride my Harley.....

But Cavaliers are still sort of nothing fancy cars.....