ngsm13
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I've had several people tell me my dick is huge, including a nog.
Many years ago I went to a strip joint with a nog friend and one of the chicks was a girl I went to school with. I get a dance from her and she's all over me so, in the middle of the dance, I whip it out and she's like
"Put it away before we get kicked out" and then continues all over me.
Later my friend tells me I have a huge dick. ..... Don't know why he's looking at my dick.
Woman at work said something about being hungry so I told her I could get her a Whopper (BK is across the street) and she says "That I know"
Me:
Another co-worker I made some comment about tattooing her number on my dick to which she replied "Your dick is big enough to tattoo 'Hi, Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day'"
I'm ALWAYS making comments to this one at work and her usual response is "Your SUV won't fit in my garage"
Some time last year there was a guy that died from getting ****ed in the *** by a horse, I come in to work and there's a chick picking through various sized cylindrical objects, picks one out, and says "This one is my BF". I look through and pick another out and told her it was me and she says "No it's not, that's a horse ****" .......
One day I'm putting stuff away for the SUV chick (she's not there yet but it's heavy stuff that she can't lift) and the horse **** chick says "She's going to love you, you two should hook up"
Me: she already does and we can't
Her: Why not?
Me: Because, according to her, my SUV won't fit in her garage .... Remember that guy and the horse and you were looking through those
Her: Yeah
Me: I was being honest
Her: Oh my god
Had a woman ask if I'd ever had it all the way in
Heading to a restaurant with a chick (knowing I'm getting some I'm hard) I tell her look what you're doing to me and she says "OMG, can you hide that?"
Another *****, when I first whipped it out for her, says "
White ones aren't supposed to be that big"
Another chick at work, who described my dick to another one as an anaconda, was leaving and I commented that she should take me home "nuh-uh"
Me: But 'SUV chick' says you like big ones
Her: Not THAT big
One of the guys (don't know why he was looking) sent me to talk to his mother and her friend. I found out later that he had told his moms friend to check my package.
I was busy checking his moms huge tits.
nG
Many years ago I went to a strip joint with a nog friend and one of the chicks was a girl I went to school with. I get a dance from her and she's all over me so, in the middle of the dance, I whip it out and she's like
Later my friend tells me I have a huge dick. ..... Don't know why he's looking at my dick.
Woman at work said something about being hungry so I told her I could get her a Whopper (BK is across the street) and she says "That I know"
Me:
Another co-worker I made some comment about tattooing her number on my dick to which she replied "Your dick is big enough to tattoo 'Hi, Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day'"
I'm ALWAYS making comments to this one at work and her usual response is "Your SUV won't fit in my garage"
One day I'm putting stuff away for the SUV chick (she's not there yet but it's heavy stuff that she can't lift) and the horse **** chick says "She's going to love you, you two should hook up"
Me: she already does and we can't
Her: Why not?
Me: Because, according to her, my SUV won't fit in her garage .... Remember that guy and the horse and you were looking through those
Her: Yeah
Me: I was being honest
Her: Oh my god
Had a woman ask if I'd ever had it all the way in
Heading to a restaurant with a chick (knowing I'm getting some I'm hard) I tell her look what you're doing to me and she says "OMG, can you hide that?"
Another *****, when I first whipped it out for her, says "
Another chick at work, who described my dick to another one as an anaconda, was leaving and I commented that she should take me home "nuh-uh"
Me: But 'SUV chick' says you like big ones
Her: Not THAT big
One of the guys (don't know why he was looking) sent me to talk to his mother and her friend. I found out later that he had told his moms friend to check my package.
nG
