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<blockquote data-quote="ngsm13" data-source="post: 3483941" data-attributes="member: 544830">I&#039;ve had several people tell me my dick is huge, including a nog.Many years ago I went to a strip joint with a nog friend and one of the chicks was a girl I went to school with. I get a dance from her and she&#039;s all over me so, in the middle of the dance, I whip it out and she&#039;s like <img src="http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/nono.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> &quot;Put it away before we get kicked out&quot; and then continues all over me.Later my friend tells me I have a huge dick. ..... Don&#039;t know why he&#039;s looking at my dick.Woman at work said something about being hungry so I told her I could get her a Whopper (BK is across the street) and she says &quot;That I know&quot;Me: <img src="http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek4.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Another co-worker I made some comment about tattooing her number on my dick to which she replied &quot;Your dick is big enough to tattoo &#039;Hi, Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day&#039;&quot;I&#039;m ALWAYS making comments to this one at work and her usual response is &quot;Your SUV won&#039;t fit in my garage&quot;<img src="http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Some time last year there was a guy that died from getting ****ed in the *** by a horse, I come in to work and there&#039;s a chick picking through various sized cylindrical objects, picks one out, and says &quot;This one is my BF&quot;. I look through and pick another out and told her it was me and she says &quot;No it&#039;s not, that&#039;s a horse ****&quot; .......One day I&#039;m putting stuff away for the SUV chick (she&#039;s not there yet but it&#039;s heavy stuff that she can&#039;t lift) and the horse **** chick says &quot;She&#039;s going to love you, you two should hook up&quot;Me: she already does and we can&#039;tHer: Why not?Me: Because, according to her, my SUV won&#039;t fit in her garage .... Remember that guy and the horse and you were looking through thoseHer: YeahMe: I was being honestHer: Oh my god <img src="http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek4.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Had a woman ask if I&#039;d ever had it all the way inHeading to a restaurant with a chick (knowing I&#039;m getting some I&#039;m hard) I tell her look what you&#039;re doing to me and she says &quot;OMG, can you hide that?&quot;Another *****, when I first whipped it out for her, says &quot;<img src="http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> White ones aren&#039;t supposed to be that big&quot;Another chick at work, who described my dick to another one as an anaconda, was leaving and I commented that she should take me home &quot;nuh-uh&quot;Me: But &#039;SUV chick&#039; says you like big onesHer: Not THAT bigOne of the guys (don&#039;t know why he was looking) sent me to talk to his mother and her friend. I found out later that he had told his moms friend to check my package. <img src="http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> I was busy checking his moms huge tits. <img src="http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/kekekegay.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />nG</blockquote>

[QUOTE="ngsm13, post: 3483941, member: 544830"] I've had several people tell me my dick is huge, including a nog. Many years ago I went to a strip joint with a nog friend and one of the chicks was a girl I went to school with. I get a dance from her and she's all over me so, in the middle of the dance, I whip it out and she's like [IMG]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/nono.gif[/IMG] "Put it away before we get kicked out" and then continues all over me. Later my friend tells me I have a huge dick. ..... Don't know why he's looking at my dick. Woman at work said something about being hungry so I told her I could get her a Whopper (BK is across the street) and she says "That I know" Me: [IMG]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek4.gif[/IMG] Another co-worker I made some comment about tattooing her number on my dick to which she replied "Your dick is big enough to tattoo 'Hi, Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day'" I'm ALWAYS making comments to this one at work and her usual response is "Your SUV won't fit in my garage" [IMG]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif[/IMG] Some time last year there was a guy that died from getting ****ed in the *** by a horse, I come in to work and there's a chick picking through various sized cylindrical objects, picks one out, and says "This one is my BF". I look through and pick another out and told her it was me and she says "No it's not, that's a horse ****" ....... One day I'm putting stuff away for the SUV chick (she's not there yet but it's heavy stuff that she can't lift) and the horse **** chick says "She's going to love you, you two should hook up" Me: she already does and we can't Her: Why not? Me: Because, according to her, my SUV won't fit in her garage .... Remember that guy and the horse and you were looking through those Her: Yeah Me: I was being honest Her: Oh my god [IMG]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek4.gif[/IMG] Had a woman ask if I'd ever had it all the way in Heading to a restaurant with a chick (knowing I'm getting some I'm hard) I tell her look what you're doing to me and she says "OMG, can you hide that?" Another *****, when I first whipped it out for her, says "[IMG]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif[/IMG] White ones aren't supposed to be that big" Another chick at work, who described my dick to another one as an anaconda, was leaving and I commented that she should take me home "nuh-uh" Me: But 'SUV chick' says you like big ones Her: Not THAT big One of the guys (don't know why he was looking) sent me to talk to his mother and her friend. I found out later that he had told his moms friend to check my package. [IMG]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif[/IMG] I was busy checking his moms huge tits. [IMG]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/kekekegay.gif[/IMG] nG [/QUOTE]

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