guy pulls gun on me, ends up dead

[hispls 5,000+ posts]

so anywayz, last night this wannabe gangsta wanted to walk up on me cause i been fuckin his wife (like duh, obvi). so, he walks up and starts poppin off, and im just standin there flexin my nuts, and erebody is just laughin at him. well, he gets pissed even more and pulls this gun out and starts wavin it around threatenin to shoot the place up. dude thinkin hes hard and shit cause hes got a gun. erebody is flippin tha fuck out and im jus standing there. so, this dude walks up and sticks tha gun in my chest and keeps mouthin off. before he knows it i grab the barrel and twist it out of his hand, and pop him across his face with it. his nose explodes all over my fresh white T. wells, he starts screamin and runs out to his truck, gets some AR and starts firing off shots in tha parkin lot. there was already 2 cops out there so when they hear that first shot they some runnin. Dude hops in his truck and ducks down firing off shots whenere he can. so, anywayz the cops finally shoot him and he get hauled off to tha ER. dude died later on that night. fired off like 40 rounds while hiding in his truck, yo! all over some female. man, erebody know these hoes aint loyal.
and yo, i kept his pistol as a trophy, and cause he ruined my shirt. i dipped out befoe tha cops started askin questions. you know, probation and all....

what it do?!?

Wow, illiterate and a liar. I'm impressed.

 

[tappin]

So that's what happens to the abortion paper your mom sent in to approve it but got lost....

bro, there aint no paperwork. you jus take your bitch to tha clinic and they handle it. clearly you aint knocked a hoe up yet. have you ever had *** bro?

 

[tappin]

Wow, illiterate and a liar. I'm impressed.

you dont know me bro. you dont know nothin bout that life.

id treat you jus like i did this old dead motha fucker. send you back home cryin for yo momma

 

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You must not spend much time in the Dome anymore if that impresses you.

what it do, homie?

 

[Lbetts818]

bro, there aint no paperwork. you jus take your bitch to tha clinic and they handle it. clearly you aint knocked a hoe up yet. have you ever had *** bro?

Only one kid but just spider manned it in there from across the room because she said I was too fat and she wanted a real man. i did however trip and fall into a mud puddle after taking some viagra before a date when I was running home crying because while we were waiting for dinner I read your a+ insults while waiting for the food so I guess that counts......right?

 

[JonM]

Yeah, but were you playing your car stereo while this was happening? Otherwise it doesn't count and you have to do it all over again until you get it right