gf pregnant?

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Naw man it's more than that. You get a mag, it's got the gold wrapper and everything. It's the next level.
Try this one day. Go to a store where some hot broads hang out and buy a 3 pack of mags and watch the looks. If the chicks don't give you the eye, they are dykes.

Or i will slip them into old ladies carts when they're not looking.

Then when we're at the checkout line i will talk dirty to them and tell them i know they put out, saw the mags.

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

shit you could be 3 inches but have a lot of girth and need a mag.

thats how i roll //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

you should be tipping your lover for all of your shit that he has to wipe out the slit of his penis.
nobody gives a shit about your penis.

hater

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

I've never used one/seen one. I use Trojans, and we all know how that story went. They hid, they got in, and then busted out, killed everything. Pretty much how the condoms are too, that should be their slogan. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

lmao //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

thats how i roll //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

you guys use condoms? wtf

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Or i will slip them into old ladies carts when they're not looking.
Then when we're at the checkout line i will talk dirty to them and tell them i know they put out, saw the mags.

Tell some senior citizen you know she likes em big. Too funny.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

you guys use condoms? wtf

Condoms are for sailors, but when I'm feeling "sailorish" I want nothing but the best latex wrapped around my junk.

 

[SiLkK 10+ year member]

every month im like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/scared.gif.f134e57c6c93ccd0f15aa5ac32c7d4a0.gif

LMFAO //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif You will be alright sometimes they think about it too much and get the period late.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

punch her in the c*nt yet?

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Someone's got size issues...

X2 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh: - dude needs to chill out with getting offended.

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

lol

ur gonna have a kid??? haha

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

life goes on. smoke a blunt o.0

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

http://www.babynames.com

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

My shit is only 6"-61/2" but my shit is fat like a keilbasa. All the others esp lifestyles choke the shit out of me and I think the MagnumXL's are for black dudes and while dudes with abnormal sized junk
cliffs: normal sized condoms = you azn or got a pencil dick.

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Same here, lets take pics and share. Non-ghey!

 

[Notloud00 10+ year member]

dude, heres what you do
step 1. reverse phase on subs

step 2. put ****** near porthole

step 3. late night tip

step 4. clean up with vacuum

wow, you actually believe that:crap:

subs **** air in and out simultaneously //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif