gf pregnant?

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

I need some of these, where can I cop?

They don't keep from getting your hand pregnant.

So therefore no need for you.

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

They don't keep from getting your hand pregnant.
So therefore no need for you.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif the last thing I want is a pregnant hand

 

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif the last thing I want is a pregnant hand

Yeah, I could see your point there.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif the last thing I want is a pregnant hand

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[01 S 10 10+ year member]

send your g/f down here, ill show her what a filled out magnum looks like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cool.gif.3bcaf8f141236c00f8044d07150e34f7.gif

but srsly, give it some time, maybe 1 week to know for sure. take a preg test and if positive go to the doctor to re-check.

but srsly, send your g/f

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

twas a joke mo'fo

bad joke?

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHAHAH THE MAGNUM FELL OFF> those are my favs not to big not to small

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

LOL @ you for having a tiny dick. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[buddyleee5 10+ year member]

if this kid is really stressed about having a kid and everyone is telling him hes got a small piece he might just kill himself, but on another note how far are you from nebraska?

 

[adas Pro Seller]

cliffs: normal sized condoms = you azn or got a pencil dick.

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[swaptrex 10+ year member]

Don't start getting worried until shes about a week late, I know it's stressful... I've been there too.

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

lmao at all the guys who say they have like 8 inch dicks! the avg size of the American males penis (black or white) is 5.5-6.5 inches and 4-5 inches of girth. now there are exceptions but i highly doubt all these ppl who are saying this shit really are telling the truth. they always say the people who talk about size and say they have it are the ones who dont.

 

[buddyleee5 10+ year member]

lmao at all the guys who say they have like 8 inch dicks! the avg size of the American males penis (black or white) is 5.5-6.5 inches and 4-5 inches of girth. now there are exceptions but i highly doubt all these ppl who are saying this shit really are telling the truth. they always say the people who talk about size and say they have it are the ones who dont.

i'm about 3.5" erect, does that mean i should kill myself

 

[DB_DRAG_SPL 10+ year member]

Push the ***** down the steps...Problem solved

 

[Andrew_as 10+ year member]

Funny shit! laughed the whole time i read this thread. I am a 5 inch magnum wearer!