gf pregnant?

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

omfg ppl think they are pregnant because their period is off by one day all the time...it happens, haven't you ever been typing something really fast and put punctuation a couple spaces after where it should've been?

... no.

Never.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

... no.Never.

ironnyyyy

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

***** chillax. i had a girl who was two weeks late, turned out to be fine. i had another girl who was on the pill and i ALWAYS came in that shit. nothing happened. you'll be fine...

even though your penis is small.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

***** chillax. i had a girl who was two weeks late, turned out to be fine. i had another girl who was on the pill and i ALWAYS came in that shit. nothing happened. you'll be fine... 

even though your penis is small.

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[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

get some of these bro

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

get some of these bro

OMFG:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

if you are both this stressed over ONE DAY, then you are neither mature enough or ready to be having ***.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

get some of these bro

I have seen those at Spencers.

To the OP..I LOL'd @ "friend gave me a magnum, it fell off" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I have never put a magnum on, and I imagine I am not worthy of one myself. but that ish is funny!

 

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

I have seen those at Spencers.









To the OP..I LOL'd @ "friend gave me a magnum, it fell off" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I have never put a magnum on, and I imagine I am not worthy of one myself. but that ish is funny!

I tried one once.

I wasn't that damn big around wise.

Now length, it was a lot longer than normal condoms.

So to the OP. Needle dick. Also, WTF are you worried one day for? If its that bad, so piss on a stick, or get your girl to.

Don't report back till you do. Kthanxbye.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I say .....FALCON PUNCH!~ or push her down the stairs.

makes an abortion A LOT cheaper.

I heard njizm did free abortions with a coat hanger.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

wow, you actually believe that:crap:
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twas a joke mo'fo

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

get some of these bro

I need some of these, where can I cop?