gf pregnant?

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

ok well me and my girlfriend are scared as hell right now. she missed her period yesterday and it still hasnt started. she is on birth control and we use condoms. but the last time we did it i was a little drunk and my friend gave me a **** trojan magnum and it fell off. i went inside her but i dont know if it fell off once i pulled out or if it was earlier and i actually went in her. i donno im scared as hell. she takes it reguarly (every night). so if i did go in her what are the chances of her being pregnant? and btw we did it like a week before her period was supposed to start if that helps any.
-eric

Mags are not for everyone. It's like I don't run 3kw because it's too much for me. Don't mess with a mag unless you're a real man.

Your girl just might be stressed out because you got a small package. I doubt she's pregnant.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

dude, heres what you do

step 1. reverse phase on subs

step 2. put ****** near porthole

step 3. late night tip

step 4. clean up with vacuum

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

and moral of the story is:
dont have a small dick

not fitting a magnum doesn't mean you have a small dick ***

 

[s Beatz]

you had to know this was comin..

pics of so called gf=

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080513205231AAzVNIE

 

[94Mazda626 10+ year member]

Pics?
I can tell if she is preggers or not.

MUST be NOOODZ!!!!!!!

Send them to me too, I'll be the second opinion.

 

[cf2004 10+ year member]

omfg ppl think they are pregnant because their period is off by one day all the time...it happens, haven't you ever been typing something really fast and put punctuation a couple spaces after where it should've been?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif I had to think for a second if this guy was for real or not.

 

[bones22 5,000+ posts]

ok well me and my girlfriend are scared as hell right now. she missed her period yesterday and it still hasnt started. she is on birth control and we use condoms. but the last time we did it i was a little drunk and my friend gave me a **** trojan magnum and it fell off. i went inside her but i dont know if it fell off once i pulled out or if it was earlier and i actually went in her. i donno im scared as hell. she takes it reguarly (every night). so if i did go in her what are the chances of her being pregnant? and btw we did it like a week before her period was supposed to start if that helps any.
-eric

that comment even makes me sad

seriously though man 1 day dont worry

she could go months being late and not be preg

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

not fitting a magnum doesn't mean you have a small dick ***

Your boyfriend just didn't want to hurt your feelings

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

make sure she isnt eye-balling your friend lol

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

not fitting a magnum doesn't mean you have a small dick ***

Is that what you're mom told you?

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

truf.
lawl at the magnum falling off.... LMFAO actually

little penis:laugh://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

$100 shipped on the Kinetic?

He's having a kid, maybe $120 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

not fitting a magnum doesn't mean you have a small dick ***

Well i guess you suppose the magnum didnt fit beucase the magnum was too small - penis + magnum = Protection - now for this dude something in that problem was too small and it was the magnum //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

MUST be NOOODZ!!!!!!!

Send them to me too, I'll be the second opinion.

You have a flower in your avatar

stfu

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

Is that what you're mom told you?

WTF is your opinion of a small penis man? You act like you got 8 inches to show off or something. Maybe you should be a pornstar, gay **** offers twice the money.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

You have a flower in your avatar

stfu

let the dyke see the n00dz too.