Has anyone else heard this story before? (NWS)

[newusername 10+ year member]

I'm wondering if this is a wide-spread urban legend (like falling off the dryer and getting impaled by a broomstick) or if it is just a local thing....

A young unassuming gentleman of modest appearance was at a rather large party with some friends. He didn't know many people there, but alcohol can fix a lot of things. Being both quiet and self-conscious about his appearance, he was steering clear of most of the women there. He had, however, been eyeing a particularly attractive woman across the living room.

Out of the corner of his eye, he happened to notice her gesturing him to come over. He walks over, introduces himself, and she quickly suggests they go upstairs where it is a bit more personal.

They go into a bedroom, and she very quickly gets undressed. Simply put: she is stunning. They start to get involved, and even as he is struggling to put this unprecedented turn of events together, she stops for a moment.

"I will do anything you want, as long as you promise to do one thing for me."

Obviously this sounds like an attractive offer. "OK, what is it?"

"I want you to put these anal beads in your ***."

What a surprising turn of events! This is not what he expected and, although quite uncomfortable, he figures this is a one in a lifetime opporunity. Being well innebriated, he agrees.

Of course, the *** was very enjoyable. She pulled him close to her and whispered "Tell me when." Just in time, he lets her know about his impending explosion, at which point she reaches behind him and yanks the anal beads out of his ***.

Having had these unexpectedly ripped out of his anus, he shits himself. This creates a rather awkward predicament: there is shit all over himself, and the bed. In horror, he runs to the nearby bathroom to clean himself. As he meekly returns to the bedroom, hoping to pass without saying anything to extend this already rare and uncomfortable situation....

There she is, rolling in the shit on the bed. Thoroughly enjoying herself.

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[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

never heard it before

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

happens all the time...

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

holy SH*T

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

lawl

 

[cf2004 10+ year member]

lol that was a great story.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

dammit, i told that ***** not to tell anyone

 

[billjones42 10+ year member]

Happened to me last week. Twice. F'in bishes anyways. Theys the freakz

 

[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

hahahaha

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

holy SH*T

lmao //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I'm wondering if this is a wide-spread urban legend (like falling off the dryer and getting impaled by a broomstick) or if it is just a local thing....

I had a similar encounter, although the anal beads were so great they supplemented the need for ***. I calmly grasped the beads from her and asked her to leave.

 

[quins90lac 10+ year member]

omg that is just nasty excuse me while i go hurl up my supper //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 

[Mike465 10+ year member]

Sounds like she is a 2girls1cup kind of person

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

scat lover

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Kinky