gf pregnant?

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

oh yeah, cuz you know i could have a chance to be a pornstar one day

really man, i don't care what you guys think. Magnums are for lengths of like 7 1/2 inches. That, does not mean you are small, so you guys need to STFU. Seriously

Says right on the box "Larger sized condoms"

If you're not large, you're small.

 

[skittlesRgood 10+ year member]

I can fit\/into a magnum...my arm

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wowflash.gif.89a61f4caede63a11dac36e97d61323e.gif THATS NOT FUNNY!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I'm tipping about 8 inches myself.

you should be tipping your lover for all of your shit that he has to wipe out the slit of his penis.

nobody gives a shit about your penis.

 

[skittlesRgood 10+ year member]

Says right on the box "Larger sized condoms"
If you're not large, you're small.

what about midsized? lol

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Says right on the box "Larger sized condoms"
If you're not large, you're small.

Perhaps it is a statement made to intimidate the other boxes.

 

[headlesskoopa 10+ year member]

I can fit\/into a magnum...my arm

lol.

dont worry about one day late , i dont untill a week or two than im smoking a pack of newports a day .

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

WTF is your opinion of a small penis man? You act like you got 8 inches to show off or something. Maybe you should be a pornstar, gay **** offers twice the money.

LOL. You act like 8 inches is enormous.

I don't want to have to whip out my e-penis on you.

Its even bigger than my real one...which is apparently gigantic.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

A rubber ski mask, balloon animals, weather balloon, hair net, use it as a dorag, a sleeping bag. Those are just a few that I can think of. Those things are fucking huge, but I'm also white?

lol@ do rag and sleeping bag.

Why do people think they're huge? The fit a little snug but not like the regular sized ones.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

no, that's just ****ing gay to sit there and say that just because you can't fit a magnum you are small. It's completely false.

Someone's got size issues...

 

[atlninja82 10+ year member]

ha wow . well thanks for the people that gave me advice. and i should have known better than to post this here.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

post that hoars tits here.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Maybe she is stressed out? My wife sometimes misses hers because she is stressed to the gill all the time.

Hell she has started weeks early because of the stress, especially this month.

Also the best time to have an oppsie is when she is on her rag.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Perhaps it is a statement made to intimidate the other boxes.

Naw man it's more than that. You get a mag, it's got the gold wrapper and everything. It's the next level.

Try this one day. Go to a store where some hot broads hang out and buy a 3 pack of mags and watch the looks. If the chicks don't give you the eye, they are dykes.

 

[95BlackGA 5,000+ posts]

I've never used one/seen one. I use Trojans, and we all know how that story went. They hid, they got in, and then busted out, killed everything. Pretty much how the condoms are too, that should be their slogan. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Maybe she is stressed out? My wife sometimes misses hers because she is stressed to the gill all the time.
Hell she has started weeks early because of the stress, especially this month.

Also the best time to have an oppsie is when she is on her rag.

Already said about the stress.

We're on why he was trying to use big boy rubbers.