gf pregnant?

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

let the dyke see the n00dz too.

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[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

WTF is your opinion of a small penis man? You act like you got 8 inches to show off or something. Maybe you should be a pornstar, gay **** offers twice the money.

If you can't fit a mag, your shit is small. Plain and simple. Don't mess with the gold wrapper you you can't fill it up.

 

[skittlesRgood 10+ year member]

and moral of the story is:
dont have a small dick

i thought the same thing lol.

you will be fine. the pills are about 95% effective. with a condom and birth control your at about 99.9%. that being said... dude one day is NOTHING. im amazed that she is that regular that she is even concerned. girls can be weeks late. even skip a period depending on a number of things. i had a gf that was 2 weeks late. not 3 min after a pregnancy test said negative, her period started. the stress delayed her period and as soon as she knew she wasnt pregnant she calmed down and it started.

im guessing your pretty young. if your going to have *** then go read up on it. know what your doing. know the facts. not talking about STDs. learn about all the other stuff.

 

[94Mazda626 10+ year member]

You have a flower in your avatar

stfu

For your information, that flower is a poppy. In Canada and quite a few other countries around the world people wear them as a symbol of remembrance and respect for soldiers who died.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day

Now you sir STFU, GTFO!!

Written by a Canadian Lt. Col. during WW1

In Flanders fields the poppies blow

Between the crosses, row on row,

That mark our place; and in the sky

The larks, still bravely singing, fly

Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago

We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,

Loved, and were loved, and now we lie

In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:

To you from failing hands we throw

The torch; be yours to hold it high.

If ye break faith with us who die

We shall not sleep, though poppies grow

In Flanders fields.

— Lt.-Col. John McCrae

Idiot

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

WTF is your opinion of a small penis man? You act like you got 8 inches to show off or something. Maybe you should be a pornstar, gay **** offers twice the money.

How do u know ***, being doing a little research.

 

[headlesskoopa 10+ year member]

i thought the same thing lol.
you will be fine. the pills are about 95% effective. with a condom and birth control your at about 99.9%. that being said... dude one day is NOTHING. im amazed that she is that regular that she is even concerned. girls can be weeks late. even skip a period depending on a number of things. i had a gf that was 2 weeks late. not 3 min after a pregnancy test said negative, her period started. the stress delayed her period and as soon as she knew she wasnt pregnant she calmed down and it started.

im guessing your pretty young. if your going to have *** then go read up on it. know what your doing. know the facts. not talking about STDs. learn about all the other stuff.

im shocked some one gave him helpfull advice, good job . ps lol at magnum jokes

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i wouldn't even know what to do with a magnum.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

For your information, that flower is a poppy. In Canada and quite a few other countries around the world people wear them as a symbol of remembrance and respect for soldiers who died.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day

Now you sir STFU, GTFO!!

Written by a Canadian Lt. Col. during WW1

In Flanders fields the poppies blow

Between the crosses, row on row,

That mark our place; and in the sky

The larks, still bravely singing, fly

Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago

We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,

Loved, and were loved, and now we lie

In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:

To you from failing hands we throw

The torch; be yours to hold it high.

If ye break faith with us who die

We shall not sleep, though poppies grow

In Flanders fields.

— Lt.-Col. John McCrae

Idiot

Awesome use of wikipedia

When I want factual information, thats the first place I go.

 

[skittlesRgood 10+ year member]

not fitting a magnum doesn't mean you have a small dick ***

wow some ones touchy. mags are wider. so you could have a 9" wang but be skinny and still not fit a mag. so the definition of small or big dick depends on if you mean length or girth. shit you could be 3 inches but have a lot of girth and need a mag.

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

How do u know ***, being doing a little research.

oh yeah, cuz you know i could have a chance to be a pornstar one day

really man, i don't care what you guys think. Magnums are for lengths of like 7 1/2 inches. That, does not mean you are small, so you guys need to STFU. Seriously

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

I'm tipping about 8 inches myself.

 

[skittlesRgood 10+ year member]

im shocked some one gave him helpfull advice, good job . ps lol at magnum jokes

some one has to help these crazy kids.

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

wow some ones touchy. mags are wider. so you could have a 9" wang but be skinny and still not fit a mag. so the definition of small or big dick depends on if you mean length or girth. shit you could be 3 inches but have a lot of girth and need a mag.

no, that's just ****ing gay to sit there and say that just because you can't fit a magnum you are small. It's completely false.

 

[lvjeffro 10+ year member]

I can fit\/into a magnum...

my arm

 

[95BlackGA 5,000+ posts]

i wouldn't even know what to do with a magnum.

A rubber ski mask, balloon animals, weather balloon, hair net, use it as a dorag, a sleeping bag. Those are just a few that I can think of. Those things are fucking huge, but I'm also white?