Funny Car Audio Hate

[*SlappinAzz*]

Read this, made me laugh. lol

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Good god, I don't know what inspires people to be such annoying shits but car subwoofers are THE thing to piss people off. I am sick of hearing shitty rap music, you playing it so loud that I can hear the SAME repeating bass for four minutes simply makes me want to jam a screwdriver in your ear!

People claim to "love bass". Really? I like bass too, in a good movie or something if something explodes. But for the love of all things holy, WHY do you want your mirrors to move because your bass is up so loud? The human ear can't process volumes once they hit a certain level, cranking the shit up that loud is well into the PAIN threshold. So these retards driving around booming, I just have to ask - do you like the premise of being deaf? My god, these people just dump all their money into subwoofers to what - piss people off with their shitty music? Hurt their own ears? I really don't see the point.

Worse still, I go to Craigslist a lot and it's ALL that is under electronics. And the same f*cking description can be found for most and goes something like this: "Yo dawg, got some [x brand] subs for sale yo! They be huge and they pound/beat/thump/hit hard and will rattle yo skull! You be like 'Yo! Dem subs be hittin' HARD dawg!' and I be like 'YEAH, I told you fool! They HIT HARD'. If you be interested, HIT ME UP. YO!" I guess all that bass blasting through their skulls must destroy some brain cells - or maybe their brain cells just kill themselves rather than listen to the same shitty music nonstop. The fact they use the most ignorant descriptors doesnt' help either. They "beat"? I wish they'd beat your head in so you'd realize you're just an annoying dick.

And people waste tons and tons of money on this shit. Hundreds and hundreds of dollars, and they stick it in some cheap four cylinder beater like an Eclipse or something. YO DAWG, MY SPEAKERS COST MORE DEN MY CAR! SUVs seem to be the other popular choice. Turning all that space they claim to use for hauling stuff into nothing more than a giant speaker box. No one is impressed except other deaf retards with those stupid speakers. I don't know what goes on in their tiny heads but they must think everyone wants to hear their shitty music. No. We don't. And the stupidest thing, criminals love to steal this shit! Sooo let me get this straight, criminals steal the shit. So how do they know you have it? By going BOOM BOOM everywhere. So the very act of doing that means people will break in and steal them. Retarded...just give criminals more of a reason to break into your car. It's funny because shitty car audio is the biggest reason criminals bust into people's cars.

Here's a hint, if your car's radio sucks because it's cheap shit...your car is cheap shit therefore don't waste money on the radio. Save your money, get a better car. I have a nice enough factory radio and speakers that I don't need to buy nicer onces. Who gives a shit anyways, you're driving to get somewhere not drive with a f*cking music concert in your car.

But musical accuracy isn't what subwoofer retards are interested in. Just pure volume. F*cking idiots, just go stick a megaphone in your ear and have someone scream in the other end until your ears ring and you can't hear. Same effect achieved and a megaphone is a lot cheaper...

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[Maxipads 10+ year member]

Who wrote this?? Is it a soccer mom?

 

[mossberg385t 10+ year member]

I think the author is referring to stupid niggers with shitty setups on CL

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

I think the author is referring to stupid niggers with shitty setups on CL

Lol, racist much?

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

tl;dr

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

Lol, racist much?

No. He specified it was the stupid ones, not all of them.

And don't give me that "shouldn't say the 'n-word'" bullshit. If I call myself a fatass, you have every right to as well. That goes for anything, even the word "nigger"

But that's not the point.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

No. He specified it was the stupid ones, not all of them.
And don't give me that "shouldn't say the 'n-word'" bullshit. If I call myself a fatass, you have every right to as well. That goes for anything, even the word "nigger"

But that's not the point.

I prefer the word Nigga lol. But yes, a nigger=Dumb fuck

 

[Maxipads 10+ year member]

I prefer the word Nigga lol. But yes, a nigger=Dumb fuck

The only thing i hate about when.. KEYWORD SOME... get butt hurt about the word N igger when they call themselves it.. is that they always refer to me as " White Boy" as if it were my birth name... Makes me angry and if i call them black boy.. well welcome to butt hurt central.. KEYWORD IS SOME though... not all.. this applies to mexicans too...

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

The only thing i hate about when.. KEYWORD SOME... get butt hurt about the word N igger when they call themselves it.. is that they always refer to me as " White Boy" as if it were my birth name... Makes me angry and if i call them black boy.. well welcome to butt hurt central.. KEYWORD IS SOME though... not all.. this applies to mexicans too...

Heres the Hilarious part. The N word, is in fact, created and thought up by, Guess who, WHITE PEOPLE. Black people are calling themselves something WE white people thought up. lulz

 

[Maxipads 10+ year member]

Not only that but correct me if im mistaken but i heard the word cracker was from the slave owner "cracking" the whips.. Personally i hate being racist because it causes so many problems that get WAYYY out of hand sometimes... But there are a few stereotypes i believe are true at time but that applies to everyone.. everyone is racist to an extent

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Not only that but correct me if im mistaken but i heard the word cracker was from the slave owner "cracking" the whips.. Personally i hate being racist because it causes so many problems that get WAYYY out of hand sometimes... But there are a few stereotypes i believe are true at time but that applies to everyone.. everyone is racist to an extent

Still, I love dem black bishes ahahaha.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

This thread has been completely derailed.

LULZ

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

This thread has been completely derailed.LULZ

Yeah, back to topic, this ***** who wrote this crap is FUCKING FUNNY.

 

[Maxipads 10+ year member]

I don't think ive ever driven somewhere and gone"Boom Boom".

 

[O.G. D-Wet 10+ year member]

I don't think ive ever driven somewhere and gone"Boom Boom".

den u needz mo deebeezzz!