Funniest / Most Awkward Moment with Girls...

[MkKin420 10+ year member]

Was getting drunk with my buddy and two girls. One chick was all over me and the other was sitting their texting, shes been a friend of mine for a while. I accidently slurred out her name when I meant the chick that was all on my d***, btw she was pretty **** hot, a bit outa my league at the time but we was getting slizzled so.... Anyways ***** flips like Ohhh u like her, not me, waaahhh, Im just said wtf, I meant you. So she walks off and I walk out of the place to have a smoke, I geuss I was kinda storming out, so the other chick follows me out and I didn't know but she was right behind me and I flung the door open..........................whaaammm.......busted the ***** right in her grill. Long story short, I aint get none that time.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

Was getting drunk with my buddy and two girls. One chick was all over me and the other was sitting their texting, shes been a friend of mine for a while. I accidently slurred out her name when I meant the chick that was all on my d***, btw she was pretty **** hot, a bit outa my league at the time but we was getting slizzled so.... Anyways ***** flips like Ohhh u like her, not me, waaahhh, Im just said wtf, I meant you. So she walks off and I walk out of the place to have a smoke, I geuss I was kinda storming out, so the other chick follows me out and I didn't know but she was right behind me and I flung the door open..........................whaaammm.......busted the ***** right in her grill. Long story short, I aint get none that time.

wat?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

wat?

she was ******* his dick while rubbing her own

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

I had a feeling I was getting the shaft growing up with just brothers...

lawlz

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

she was ******* his dick while rubbing her own

I loled!!

 

[Crodski 10+ year member]

alright so i have a pretty decent story. two of my buddies and i were drinking a handle of captain morgan in his truck with two girls when one of my friends decides to head out for a piss break. well he ends up not coming back for like 20 minutes and when he did, he quitley snuck back into rotation. finally one of the girls asked what took him so long and he told them that he saw some bum smoking and he asked him for a grit but the bum told him to f off. he then went into detail how he and the bum got into a gnarly fight. he told the story soo convincingley that we all believed him. after we were over the ordeal he leaned over and whispered into my ear "dude i totally just made that story up, i went out to let one rip but i ended up shittin my pants. i had to take of my boxers and use my socks to wipe myself." when he told me this i started crackin up. the girls never found out.

as i finished this story, i cannot help but think this is copypasta because i think i told ths story in another thread lol. owell i still laugh at this story every time i think of it

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Now thats funny

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

i was video taping these 2 girls ***** and they did some shit in this cup and yea it was akward but at the same time i got a boner

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

Back in high school my friends and I were complete assholes. We gave people hell all the time. Probably one of the worst things we would do was line up chairs and hold up pieces of paper with numbers on them and rate girls as they walked by. Was outside a local bar having a smoke and this hot girl was out there smoking as well, started talking turns out we graduated together but I didn't know her. She said she remembered me and we had some class together blah blah blah. after we finished smoking we were about to go back in, I asked if I could by her a drink. She said, "No thanks, you and your friends only thought I was worth a 3." And then she walked away.

 

[Pr1m3 10+ year member]

Back in high school my friends and I were complete assholes. We gave people hell all the time. Probably one of the worst things we would do was line up chairs and hold up pieces of paper with numbers on them and rate girls as they walked by. Was outside a local bar having a smoke and this hot girl was out there smoking as well, started talking turns out we graduated together but I didn't know her. She said she remembered me and we had some class together blah blah blah. after we finished smoking we were about to go back in, I asked if I could by her a drink. She said, "No thanks, you and your friends only thought I was worth a 3." And then she walked away.

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[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

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Fake.

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

Fake.

unfortunately not. She got hot too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[HeatSeeker 10+ year member]

Any of the times Ive been caught ****ing. First time my mom walked in on me and this girl when we were like 16 or 17. Our hands were down each others pants and her shirt was pull up around her chest, and my other hand was up there. She really didnt say a word, just walked out and we finished up after an hr or two lol. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[thegreatestpenn 5,000+ posts]

i was having *** and paused so I wouldn't come right away. the *** urge returned so I just let it go. It turned out to be piss instead of jizz so I pissed inside a girl's ******

 

[natisfynest 10+ year member]

i was having *** and paused so I wouldn't come right away. the *** urge returned so I just let it go. It turned out to be piss instead of jizz so I pissed inside a girl's ******

R.Kelly:crap: