Funniest / Most Awkward Moment with Girls...

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I was getting head flopped on my couch with the girl kneeling on the floor and when I blasted my hot load down her throat, I simultaneously allowed a large fart to slip out of my clenched cheeks.

Doing so made the fart sound like a trumpet with a mute stuck into the business end.

She recoiled in horror and I excused myself.

 

[BJ The Man 10+ year member]

I was getting head flopped on my couch with the girl kneeling on the floor and when I blasted my hot load down her throat, I simultaneously allowed a large fart to slip out of my clenched cheeks.
Doing so made the fart sound like a trumpet with a mute stuck into the business end.

She recoiled in horror and I excused myself.

I know the feeling i just posted a similar story

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I know the feeling i just posted a similar story

I was terribly embarrassed at the time, now I giggle like a little schoolgirl when I recall it.

Needless to say, we never saw each other again........

 

[RipDaJacka]

i was gettin some Noggin before prom.. Nutted on her dress and on my pants.. we had matching outfits and stains.. Was funny

 

[mbaoo]

I was terribly embarrassed at the time, now I giggle like a little schoolgirl when I recall it.
Needless to say, we never saw each other again........

Did it happen at the same time?

 

[slim2fattycake 10+ year member]

its funny how so many people say that their experience was with "hot" girls. I bet many of you were also drunk as well. lol at the stories none the less.

 

[cajun_duck 10+ year member]

Here's mine. Fist date with this chick. We were on our way to drop her off from New Orleans, about 1 hour. Anyway, getting me some head and she swallowed. Got back to her place and asked her, "I guess this means we are going out now." She replied, "after that I hope so."

Anyway, nailed it 2 days later and for about 6 months, broke up with her because she went psycho. Started talking about marriage and she actually started to plan a wedding. She was even buying items for the tables for a reception. I never even mentioned it.

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

i was like 18, i was bangin out the ol lady at the time. finish up and were gettin dressed, she goes to get her panties and can't find them. we just figure she flung m somehwere in the room and they'd show up sooner or later ( room looked like a bomb went off ). so we persist to go out in the living room and watchin tv with the rents when one of my boxers comes up and pukes the panties up pretty much right on my ma's feet. me and my dad got a laugh outta that one

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

Here's mine. Fist date with this chick. We were on our way to drop her off from New Orleans, about 1 hour. Anyway, getting me some head and she swallowed. Got back to her place and asked her, "I guess this means we are going out now." She replied, "after that I hope so." Anyway, nailed it 2 days later and for about 6 months, broke up with her because she went psycho. Started talking about marriage and she actually started to plan a wedding. She was even buying items for the tables for a reception. I never even mentioned it.

No lulz for you...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[BJ The Man 10+ year member]

its funny how so many people say that their experience was with "hot" girls. I bet many of you were also drunk as well. lol at the stories none the less.

It because I personally tend to fvck shitt up when im sith way hot girls. Nervousness?

besides, ive only done a litle with one ugly girls while drunk. I try to keep my standards decent even when drunk

 

[Torgus 10+ year member]

some chick was eating my *** and i farted on her. true story.

oh and once i ****ed two fiancées at the same time. no joke. both had engagement rings on. it's an epic story. one of the chick's man was downstairs all drunk and passed out, i knew him for 4 years and had previously worked with him...we don't speak anymore. i can only assume he somehow found out but i never talked to him again and he never to me...

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

some chick was eating my *** and i farted on her. true story.
oh and once i ****ed two fiancées at the same time. no joke. both had engagement rings on. it's an epic story. one of the chick's man was downstairs all drunk and passed out, i knew him for 4 years and had previously worked with him...we don't speak anymore. i can only assume he somehow found out but i never talked to him again and he never to me...

Did she have poop on her finger after she pulled it out?

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Did it happen at the same time?

If you mean did I fart and *** at the same time, the answer is yes. I was pushing my man mustard down her throat to powerwash her tonsils and accidentally pushed a fart out by mistake.