Funniest / Most Awkward Moment with Girls...

[bunkerking09 10+ year member]

I've had a few funny moments recently, so i thought I would share my stories. I'm sure you guys how got a bunch of good ones.

So, story number one. Went to buffalo wild wings for some dinner with a girl, excused myself the the bathroom (which I hardly ever do around women). Go to the urinal, and start to do my business. BAM, my piss decides to go the opposite way my dick is facing and I piss all over my jeans. So I spent the next 10 minutes in the bathroom cleaning my pants. I come back to the table, and she instantly asks what takes so long. I'm totally embarrassed but decide to come clean and told her, and she just started to laugh, she thought it was hysterical and played the whole thing off.

Story number two. Same girl, like 3 weeks later. Its pretty short and two the point. We were doin the dirty, both started getting into it...she starts running out of breath and says "stop.....stop...." with like 6-7 seconds in between. Since i'm such a gentleman I do stop, and she reaches into her purse by the couch for an inhaler.

I laughed so hard my hard-on went away and then we were done lol.

You got any stories?

Cliffs: I pissed on myself

future g/f has asthma REALLY BAD lol

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[95ZJ 10+ year member]

Wow, no, none worth mentioning after reading that.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

ok

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

I shit on this girls chest once, highly recommended btw........

 

[undeadxsunshine 10+ year member]

that is pretty funny

 

[grassroots 10+ year member]

i came in my gfs eye on a camping trip with her brother, his fiance and his friends. next morning her eye was swollen and she had to bs a story to everyone but i kinda had the feeling they all knew...

 

[alvitae 10+ year member]

What do you mean? Like the time my sister caught me jackin to her undies?

 

[schrummy 10+ year member]

^^^thats just wroung

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

some girl was doin a double finger in my butthole and when she pulled her fingers out there was a peanut on the end

 

[MTX9515 10+ year member]

i came in my gfs eye on a camping trip with her brother, his fiance and his friends. next morning her eye was swollen and she had to bs a story to everyone but i kinda had the feeling they all knew...

LMAO!!!

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[Ellsworthz 10+ year member]

lol, the pants thing happens to me, whip it out and somehow it goes somewhere else. haha.

umm, i farted once at a party, and a girl ran behind me and sat on the couch, and she like coughed and says "someone shit!" and I admitted it. lol, was embarrassing though.

 

[x1le 10+ year member]

some girl was doin a double finger in my butthole and when she pulled her fingers out there was a peanut on the end

I'm eating carrots n chunky peanut butter right now and don't think I'll be able to finish it after reading that...

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[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

lol, the pants thing happens to me, whip it out and somehow it goes somewhere else. haha.
umm, i once farted once at a party, and a girl ran behind me and sat on the couch, and she like caughed and say someone shit! and I admitted it. lol, was embarrassing though.

i lovw bustin *** at the club, just sift through a crowd of people an let it rip

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

you're only dating and she's giving it up? Nice ho bag for a future gf

 

[tRidiot 10+ year member]

i lovw bustin *** at the club, just sift through a crowd of people an let it rip

We call that "crop dusting".... drop a bomb as you pass by, see how long till the crowd disperses. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif