Funniest / Most Awkward Moment with Girls...

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

When my sister walked in on me jacking off. What made it awkward is she started helping. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

When my sister walked in on me jacking off. What made it awkward is she started helping. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

how awkward it was depends on whether she used her hands or her mouth

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

how awkward it was depends on whether she used her hands or her mouth

Actually she used both. She let me stick it in her butt for a while but she said that was getting a little to awkward so I took it out and she just went to work.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Actually she used both. She let me stick it in her butt for a while but she said that was getting a little to awkward so I took it out and she just went to work.

she should've at least let you COHF seeing as how she's such a good sister and all

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

she should've at least let you COHF seeing as how she's such a good sister and all

Well I just blew into a shot glass then watched her drink it.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Well I just blew into a shot glass then watched her drink it.

But i thought she left for work already? Sure it wasn't you who drank it?

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

But i thought she left for work already? Sure it wasn't you who drank it?

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[mcsoul 10+ year member]

I had a g/f that was very hot with big tits. She said that if she ever caught

me cheating she'd cut my dick off. She suspected me of cheating and wanted

to break up. A few days before she had given me the best tit/blow job I had

ever had while we where in a movie theater.

She wanted to give me one last blow job in an empty parking lot behind some stores .

I was scared and I refused. I still do not regret my decision, she was a crazy b*tch.

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

I had a g/f that was very hot with big tits. She said that if she ever caughtme cheating she'd cut my dick off. She suspected me of cheating and wanted

to break up. A few days before she had given me the best tit/blow job I had

ever had while we where in a movie theater.

She wanted to give me one last blow job in an empty parking lot behind some stores .

I was scared and I refused. I still do not regret my decision, she was a crazy b*tch.

Thats one of the worst stories ive ever heard.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I had a g/f that was very hot with big tits. She said that if she ever caughtme cheating she'd cut my dick off. She suspected me of cheating and wanted

to break up. A few days before she had given me the best tit/blow job I had

ever had while we where in a movie theater.

She wanted to give me one last blow job in an empty parking lot behind some stores .

I was scared and I refused. I still do not regret my decision, she was a crazy b*tch.

that was neither funny nor awkward. I was waiting for the part where she bites your dick off. For the record, where you cheating on her?

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

that was neither funny nor awkward. I was waiting for the part where she bites your dick off. For the record, where you cheating on her?

Of course.

 

[SPLluminator 10+ year member]

I had a g/f that was very hot with big tits. She said that if she ever caughtme cheating she'd cut my dick off. She suspected me of cheating and wanted

to break up. A few days before she had given me the best tit/blow job I had

ever had while we where in a movie theater.

She wanted to give me one last blow job in an empty parking lot behind some stores .

I was scared and I refused. I still do not regret my decision, she was a crazy b*tch.

Hmm, your 12 arent you?

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

A couple summers ago, I was dating this girl that I was in a play with. I went by the Culver's where she worked and grabbed a quick bit while waiting for her shift to end. She wanted to go for a walk downtown, so we did. Well about a mile or so away from her work, I realized the mudbutt was about to make an appearance (from the greasy Culver's burger). I ducked into a laundromat, which was the first open place I could find with a bathroom, and went to take a shit. Well, while I was in there, apparently some non-savory looking people showed up in the parking lot, so the girl took off because she was afraid she was going to get *****. Kicker was my cell didn't have a signal in the place so I was looking around for the chick for about 5min before I realized I had a voicemail from her.

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

Of course.

You were cheating on her? Thats horrible I hope you felt like a POS for doing it.

 

[kasimo420 10+ year member]

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